1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,760 Previously on "Still the King"... 2 00:00:01,815 --> 00:00:04,963 If it isn't the old Pool and Spa Depot girl. 3 00:00:05,064 --> 00:00:06,332 And I do mean old. 4 00:00:06,432 --> 00:00:08,100 Are you gonna let our daughter run off... 5 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,368 with those rocker-looking dudes? 6 00:00:09,469 --> 00:00:10,937 You see a couple of kids go by here? 7 00:00:11,037 --> 00:00:13,473 They were headed out to Party Cove. 8 00:00:14,741 --> 00:00:15,975 Oh, my god, we won! 9 00:00:16,075 --> 00:00:18,611 - All right. - Let's keep it moving, okay? 10 00:00:18,712 --> 00:00:20,747 Is it rum, vodka? 11 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:21,947 Oh, my god, are you drunk? 12 00:00:22,047 --> 00:00:24,116 - Gimme that! - Vernon! 13 00:00:24,217 --> 00:00:26,352 - Whoa! - Whoa! 14 00:00:26,453 --> 00:00:28,855 Hey, did we... you know... 15 00:00:59,512 --> 00:01:02,983 Drop that axe! 16 00:01:04,778 --> 00:01:08,636 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 17 00:01:08,801 --> 00:01:11,670 Ah, wait a minute, hah... uh... 18 00:01:11,771 --> 00:01:14,107 Burnin' Vernon? 19 00:01:14,206 --> 00:01:18,043 I used to roadie for you back in the day! Crazy Dave. 20 00:01:18,143 --> 00:01:20,346 You know, on account that my name's Dave? 21 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:22,783 Right. Yeah, yeah, I remember you. 22 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:25,450 Well, you see, I work for Trayne now... 23 00:01:25,551 --> 00:01:27,787 and that's his guitar that you're stealing. 24 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:30,489 Oh, oh, no, you don't understand. 25 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,492 See I knew Trayne was playing here... 26 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,828 and what I thought I'd do is prank him... 27 00:01:34,927 --> 00:01:36,497 with the old "steal-the-guitar" prank. 28 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,029 Remember that, like I used to do back in the day... 29 00:01:39,031 --> 00:01:40,900 when he opened for me on tour? 30 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,168 Oh, yeah, the "steal-the-guitar" prank. 31 00:01:43,268 --> 00:01:46,772 Hey, what the hell, you should come to the show tomorrow night. 32 00:01:46,872 --> 00:01:48,908 Oh, man, I'd love to, man... 33 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,510 but I gotta check my calendar, man. 34 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:54,982 I got like, a lot... lotta busy stuff on my plate, man slamming. 35 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:57,983 But the fact of the matter is, if by chance... 36 00:01:58,084 --> 00:02:00,220 there would be an opening, I'll need me plus two. 37 00:02:00,319 --> 00:02:02,989 Oh, no problem, I'll see you tomorrow night! 38 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,291 All right, man, I'll see you around. 39 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:07,293 Hey, Vern! 40 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:10,262 I am gonna need the guitar. 41 00:02:10,362 --> 00:02:12,364 Hah! Gotcha again, didn't I? 42 00:02:12,464 --> 00:02:14,700 Yes, you did. 43 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,702 You are a joker. 44 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,440 - What? - Oh, nothing... 45 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:23,080 Uh, just this guy at school said he beat your record... 46 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,310 for chugging a bottle of syrup. 47 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:26,345 Was it that jackhole Andy Epstein? 48 00:02:26,445 --> 00:02:29,448 Ronnie, no. If you do, you'll be bouncing off the walls again. 49 00:02:29,548 --> 00:02:33,119 Get my special occasion insulin. I'm going in... time me. 50 00:02:33,219 --> 00:02:34,853 Morning family! 51 00:02:34,953 --> 00:02:35,956 Go. 52 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:38,592 Something smells good. 53 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:43,563 Hey Deb, you ain't by chance been missing something... 54 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,099 you left down at the lake last weekend, have you? 55 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,868 The lake, of course, not. 56 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,404 I haven't even thought about the lake. 57 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,810 Well, if you ever want to return to the blue lagoon... 58 00:02:57,910 --> 00:03:01,580 I'd be more than happy to oblige. 59 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:02,781 Done! 60 00:03:02,881 --> 00:03:05,652 - Aw, shoot, looks like a tie. - What? 61 00:03:05,751 --> 00:03:09,988 I love that lake. I'd like to be on it all the time. 62 00:03:10,088 --> 00:03:12,524 Dude, what are you talking about? 63 00:03:12,624 --> 00:03:15,062 Out on the lake? You don't even own a boat. 64 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:17,164 Let alone know how to service one. 65 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:19,332 Well, I'm sure if I found a model I liked enough... 66 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:22,035 I could service it as often as it needed. 67 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,071 Can we just stop with the boat talk? 68 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:26,539 Well, come on, honey. I've got a big surprise for you! 69 00:03:26,638 --> 00:03:27,574 We need to get going. 70 00:03:27,673 --> 00:03:29,343 Hope it's better than your last one. 71 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,410 And you still owe Dallas a new guitar. 72 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:33,379 I'm sorry, but I had to do what I had to do. 73 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,315 The guy was close-singing and uh... 74 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:36,783 Anyway I'm gonna make it up to you. 75 00:03:36,882 --> 00:03:38,017 Come on, it's gonna be great. 76 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,187 - See you later, Deb. - Bye. 77 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:42,822 - Ronald. - Sir. 78 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,426 The sugar's settling in. 79 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:51,898 Ronnie, I'm gonna take you to dinner tonight. 80 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:53,399 Awesome. We gonna go to... 81 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:56,168 No, baby, we're not going to Tepid's. 82 00:03:56,268 --> 00:03:58,237 But... that's my favorite. 83 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:01,007 Don't you mean your second favorite? 84 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:02,575 Santa Fe Cattle Company? 85 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,277 Santa Fe Cattle Company. 86 00:04:04,376 --> 00:04:07,946 Uh-oh... sugar's coming back with a vengeance. 87 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:10,817 Hitting me kind of hard. Can't see... 88 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,618 Coming back. 89 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:17,156 Help! Help! Who's there? 90 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:21,127 Oh, all right, all right, see that? 91 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,163 It's like she knew exactly when to come over. 92 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:25,899 Attentive servers are a sign of the high life, Ronnie. 93 00:04:25,998 --> 00:04:27,065 Yeah, we made it. 94 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,468 And I ordered your favorite dessert. 95 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,036 - Big-ass chocolate cake? - Uh-huh. 96 00:04:30,135 --> 00:04:31,337 Are you serious? 97 00:04:31,436 --> 00:04:32,838 Wait, why are you being so nice to me? 98 00:04:32,938 --> 00:04:35,909 Would you mind bringing my beautiful man here another beer? 99 00:04:36,008 --> 00:04:37,209 He deserves it. 100 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:40,113 - Am I dying? - Of course, not. 101 00:04:40,212 --> 00:04:42,481 Pool and Spa Depot, we have a huge... 102 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:45,218 Another Pool and Spa Depot commercial. 103 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:47,187 For all your spa-ing needs. 104 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,955 And here comes stupid Pamela, in her stupid bikini. 105 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:51,358 Yee-haw! 106 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,493 Wait, she wasn't in the commercial. 107 00:04:53,592 --> 00:04:56,695 - Ronnie, did you see that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, no Pamela. 108 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,065 Ronnie, you wanna do one of your all-time... 109 00:04:59,164 --> 00:05:00,099 favorite activities? 110 00:05:00,198 --> 00:05:01,267 You talking about ninja kicks? 111 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:03,236 - No. - Doin' it in the yard? 112 00:05:03,335 --> 00:05:06,171 Mm-mm... better. Fake hot tub shopping. 113 00:05:06,272 --> 00:05:09,276 Man, this is the best day ever! Wait, why you doi... 114 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:14,180 Did you cheat on me? 115 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:16,516 Ha-ha, your freakin' face, you're killing me. 116 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:19,719 I'm just bustin' your balls. Let's go tubbin'! 117 00:05:19,818 --> 00:05:21,320 Oh, you are gonna love this! 118 00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:23,856 Trayne Crostown puts on a helluva show. 119 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,425 Oh, he's been known to sing... 120 00:05:25,524 --> 00:05:28,027 into the mouth of a crocodile on stage. 121 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:30,564 It's the perfect father-daughter activity. 122 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,029 Why is he here? 123 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:34,399 Man, I remember going on tour with my dad when I was a kid. 124 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,869 We used to come down here. 125 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:38,904 Pretty big country music fan. 126 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,740 I don't know, it's not really my thing. 127 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:42,608 You've never been to a country music concert... 128 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:46,512 with the Burnin' Vernon. I mean, we're VIPs here. 129 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,582 - Suck it! Suck it! - These are my people! 130 00:05:49,681 --> 00:05:50,983 Suck it! Yeah! 131 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,584 Your people are a real class act. 132 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:55,134 Yeah, well, you ain't gonna be so high and mighty... 133 00:05:55,134 --> 00:05:56,233 when we get inside. 134 00:05:56,388 --> 00:05:58,892 Our seats are right in the middle of the action, come on! 135 00:06:02,094 --> 00:06:03,962 These seats aren't so bad. 136 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:07,467 It kinda makes ya reflect on how small we are in this universe. 137 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,569 See, you may think we have bad seats... 138 00:06:09,668 --> 00:06:12,438 but actually we got a great view. 139 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:18,010 This is BS, we're going for an upgrade. 140 00:06:20,507 --> 00:06:21,875 Listen, those seats were just fine. 141 00:06:21,974 --> 00:06:23,375 I don't want to cause any trouble or anything. 142 00:06:23,476 --> 00:06:24,978 Oh, no, don't be silly... 143 00:06:25,077 --> 00:06:27,479 I'm sure they just gave us the wrong tickets, that's all. 144 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:29,449 How you doing, sir? It's nice to see you. 145 00:06:29,548 --> 00:06:30,649 I'm here to see Trayne. 146 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:32,386 Everybody here to see Trayne. 147 00:06:32,486 --> 00:06:35,154 Ha, that's a good one. No, I'm actually a special guest. 148 00:06:35,255 --> 00:06:38,391 I gave the boy his break, name's Vernon Brown. 149 00:06:38,491 --> 00:06:40,027 You're not on the list. 150 00:06:42,128 --> 00:06:45,498 Hey, wait a minute, you didn't check the list for those two. 151 00:06:45,597 --> 00:06:48,533 Hot chicks. 152 00:06:48,635 --> 00:06:49,736 All right, just follow my lead. 153 00:06:49,835 --> 00:06:52,070 If anything goes wrong, we scatter, okay? 154 00:06:52,171 --> 00:06:54,940 All right, come on, look important, you ready? 155 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:56,308 Let's roll. 156 00:06:56,409 --> 00:06:57,810 Clyde, get the investors on the line! 157 00:06:57,909 --> 00:06:59,412 These investors aren't investing! 158 00:06:59,512 --> 00:07:02,882 I don't see it in my... papers. Someone get me more papers! 159 00:07:02,981 --> 00:07:06,518 I can't talk right now, I'm a very important person. 160 00:07:06,618 --> 00:07:08,053 I can't believe it worked! 161 00:07:08,154 --> 00:07:10,490 See, what'd I tell ya? Ya just look like you belong... 162 00:07:10,589 --> 00:07:13,392 and the next thing you know, you're in, it's the way life is. 163 00:07:13,493 --> 00:07:14,861 Now... save yourselves! 164 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,196 Come on, let's go, let's go, come on. 165 00:07:17,296 --> 00:07:19,933 Guys, easy, man, easy, I got an image to protect here. 166 00:07:20,032 --> 00:07:23,336 - Come on, you're ruffling the... - Whoa, whoa, whoa... 167 00:07:23,436 --> 00:07:27,006 Burnin' Vernon Brown! Man, I thought you was dead! 168 00:07:27,106 --> 00:07:30,243 Lil' Trayne! Man, oh, man, I ain't seen you... 169 00:07:30,344 --> 00:07:32,245 since you opened that show for me in Houston. 170 00:07:32,344 --> 00:07:34,346 That's right, I opened for you, now you're trying to sneak in... 171 00:07:34,447 --> 00:07:38,451 to my sold-out, massive arena show. Man, that's rich! Like me. 172 00:07:38,551 --> 00:07:40,420 Let him go, fellas, he's harmless. 173 00:07:40,519 --> 00:07:42,320 Let's go get our pre-party on! 174 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:45,092 Hey, all right, man, it looks like you're doing pretty good. 175 00:07:45,192 --> 00:07:46,425 Not too bad, baby. 176 00:07:46,526 --> 00:07:49,696 - I think we could do it! - I'm in! 177 00:07:50,529 --> 00:07:54,633 Well, this is... pretty sweet. 178 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:58,671 Yeah. So, it's just me and you now, huh? 179 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,606 15... you're probably just starting... 180 00:08:00,707 --> 00:08:02,207 to make your own electricity. 181 00:08:02,308 --> 00:08:05,611 Hey, Crazy Dave! It's uh... I'm Robert Murray's boy. 182 00:08:05,712 --> 00:08:07,012 It's been forever, man. 183 00:08:07,113 --> 00:08:10,082 Wait, you're Lil' Walt Murray? 184 00:08:10,181 --> 00:08:11,083 Yup. 185 00:08:11,183 --> 00:08:13,018 God, you were a weird, little kid. 186 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:17,422 You used to talk about bigfoot and aliens and all that crap. 187 00:08:17,522 --> 00:08:19,725 So what are you doing now? 189 00:08:21,628 --> 00:08:23,329 Got the chum, feeding the shark! 193 00:08:30,903 --> 00:08:34,873 He's gotta face death in the face with a real shark. 194 00:08:34,974 --> 00:08:37,344 It's the only way he can keep his high going... 195 00:08:37,444 --> 00:08:39,312 once he gets off the stage. 196 00:08:39,411 --> 00:08:41,046 Listen, I've gotta go. 207 00:09:09,242 --> 00:09:13,947 But if you work on commission, I'd tread lightly, brother. 208 00:09:14,046 --> 00:09:15,248 Okay. 209 00:09:15,348 --> 00:09:17,416 Hey, where you going with that skanky cut-out... 210 00:09:17,517 --> 00:09:18,818 of the Pool and Spa Depot Girl? 211 00:09:18,917 --> 00:09:21,754 To the trash, where she belongs! 212 00:09:23,156 --> 00:09:25,358 What are you doing here? You never leave the flagship store. 213 00:09:25,458 --> 00:09:28,995 I wanted to personally oversee the purging of Pamela's... 214 00:09:29,094 --> 00:09:31,430 cheating whore face from my stores. 215 00:09:31,531 --> 00:09:33,366 Shut... up. She cheated on you? 216 00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:35,033 Yeah. 217 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:38,104 What kind of horrible, rotten person would do that to you? 218 00:09:38,204 --> 00:09:39,705 You did. 219 00:09:39,806 --> 00:09:43,642 Trace-kins... baby, this isn't about me. 220 00:09:43,743 --> 00:09:45,311 Aw, come here. 221 00:09:45,411 --> 00:09:50,083 You just here tell me every horrible, despicable detail. 222 00:09:50,182 --> 00:09:53,886 Okay, well, let's see, she was all dressed up, you know? 223 00:10:02,195 --> 00:10:04,964 What do you think of that soothing background music? 224 00:10:05,065 --> 00:10:09,502 It's all right... kinda reminds me of elevator music. 225 00:10:09,602 --> 00:10:10,637 Switch! 226 00:10:10,737 --> 00:10:12,906 - Hey, you want some sushi? - Huh? 227 00:10:13,006 --> 00:10:15,942 T.K. here, he'll make you anything you want. 228 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,743 Everything he prepares is endangered. 229 00:10:17,844 --> 00:10:19,679 We got the golden chopsticks. 230 00:10:19,778 --> 00:10:21,546 I'm not very good with chopsticks... 231 00:10:21,647 --> 00:10:24,751 but I would take you up on some of that Backstage Backwash... 232 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:27,052 - if you got any! - Backwash! 233 00:10:27,152 --> 00:10:29,788 It's made with top shelf rum and reclaimed Fanta... 234 00:10:29,888 --> 00:10:32,892 we get snuck in from Colombia. 235 00:10:32,992 --> 00:10:34,861 Woo! That even tastes illegal. 236 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,394 I know, I know. 237 00:10:36,494 --> 00:10:39,398 Man, I just... 238 00:10:39,498 --> 00:10:42,935 I don't know what I'd do if I lost all this stuff. 239 00:10:43,036 --> 00:10:46,873 Speaking of, what you got going on? 240 00:10:46,973 --> 00:10:49,541 Oh, I'm doing the Incognito Tour... 241 00:10:49,642 --> 00:10:51,676 kinda keepin' it low key. 242 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:54,180 Man, you seem kind of tense. 243 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,951 Now, you want that Balinese to walk on your back... 244 00:10:58,051 --> 00:11:01,387 with those tiny, little, baby feet? 245 00:11:01,487 --> 00:11:03,889 Just say the word, she's real little... 246 00:11:03,988 --> 00:11:06,125 Hey, Yon! Hey, man! 247 00:11:06,225 --> 00:11:09,995 Hey, Vernon, do you know Yon, Yon Aswad? 248 00:11:10,095 --> 00:11:12,998 He's the head cheese for Rock Records Magazine. 249 00:11:13,099 --> 00:11:15,634 He's doing a little piece on me. I don't want the attention. 250 00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:17,503 I hate it, but Yon insists. 251 00:11:17,604 --> 00:11:19,071 We've met. 252 00:11:19,171 --> 00:11:21,541 Vernon, you got the number one record in the country right now. 253 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,510 How does it feel? 254 00:11:25,578 --> 00:11:27,914 My bad. 255 00:11:28,013 --> 00:11:29,515 I think I gotta piss. 256 00:11:34,854 --> 00:11:36,956 What's up? 257 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,895 My bad. 258 00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:47,400 Joanna, will you marry me? 259 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,440 My bad. 260 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:56,575 Oh, I'm sorry, man, my memory is just about gone! 261 00:11:56,676 --> 00:11:58,444 Hey, you know, my daughter, she's been doing... 262 00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,512 a lot of writing about music and musicians. 263 00:12:00,613 --> 00:12:02,782 Maybe she could take a meeting with you... 264 00:12:02,882 --> 00:12:04,849 and you could give her some career advice? 265 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,819 I'd love to meet your daughter. 266 00:12:06,918 --> 00:12:08,754 Hey, man, 100 watts. 267 00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:13,560 I told you guys, 60-watt soft, all right? Come on, get it. 268 00:12:14,628 --> 00:12:15,862 Damn, man. 269 00:12:15,961 --> 00:12:19,030 That shark has got to be around here somewhere. 270 00:12:19,132 --> 00:12:22,068 How many places can you hide a shark, anyway? 271 00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:23,268 Depends on the size of the shark... 272 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:25,703 and if it's a male or a female. 273 00:12:25,804 --> 00:12:27,073 Oh, this has got to be it. 274 00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:29,274 Wait, this is it? 275 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,945 That's a really tiny shark. 276 00:12:32,045 --> 00:12:35,046 Well, you know, sometimes when things are tiny... 277 00:12:35,147 --> 00:12:38,017 they're more fierce in the animal kingdom. 278 00:12:38,117 --> 00:12:40,486 - Walt! - It was an accident! 279 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:43,421 Maybe no one will notice. 280 00:12:43,522 --> 00:12:46,959 Oh, that's not good. 281 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:51,997 Okay, um, let's just sneak out of here... 282 00:12:52,097 --> 00:12:54,000 and then nobody has to know. 283 00:12:54,099 --> 00:12:55,901 Everybody knows. 284 00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:57,536 If they find out the tiny shark is dead... 285 00:12:57,637 --> 00:13:00,672 they can just go back to the tapes and trace it back to us! 286 00:13:00,772 --> 00:13:02,175 Well, what're we supposed to do? 287 00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:04,376 We need a decoy shark. 288 00:13:04,477 --> 00:13:07,547 I know a guy. Come on, let's get out of here. 289 00:13:07,647 --> 00:13:09,515 I mean, one minute, we're at the County Fair... 290 00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:14,019 and she's right there and we're all lady-and-the-tramp'ing... 291 00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:18,257 a fried twinkie, and then the next minute. 292 00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:22,494 - 'Scuse me, amigo. - Yeah, whatever. 293 00:13:26,898 --> 00:13:31,870 Pam-cakes? What are y'all doing in there? 294 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,572 Peeing. 295 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,542 Peeing? 296 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:40,012 You know, Trace, it's times like these... 297 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:42,414 when you gotta look at the big picture... 298 00:13:42,514 --> 00:13:45,050 and ask yourself some pretty tough questions. 299 00:13:45,151 --> 00:13:47,987 Like what's gonna happen to the Pool and Spa Depot girl? 300 00:13:48,086 --> 00:13:50,188 I can't think about that right now. 301 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:54,159 The Pool and Spa Depot girl is... she's a regional institution. 302 00:13:54,259 --> 00:13:57,330 I don't know, I got no proof she was boosting sales, anyway. 303 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,969 Let me show you what a real Pool and Spa Depot girl... 304 00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:06,105 can do to boost your sales. 305 00:14:17,142 --> 00:14:19,311 Got your booty call, Walt. 306 00:14:19,411 --> 00:14:21,480 It wasn't a booty call, Coy. You're weirdin' me out. 307 00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:25,217 Well, every phone call is a potential booty call... 308 00:14:25,317 --> 00:14:26,652 if you play your cards right. 309 00:14:26,753 --> 00:14:28,720 I'm looking for a fish, okay? 310 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:30,824 Yeah, well, you've come to the right spot. 311 00:14:30,924 --> 00:14:32,692 Your fish is my command. 312 00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:34,759 Look... but it's a very specific kind of fish... 313 00:14:34,859 --> 00:14:37,430 and you have to handle this with complete discretion, okay? 314 00:14:37,530 --> 00:14:39,032 I'm in a slippery situation here. 315 00:14:39,132 --> 00:14:45,839 Ah, lucky for you, handling slippery situations... 316 00:14:45,939 --> 00:14:48,775 is Coy's forte. 317 00:14:48,874 --> 00:14:51,110 Okay, I'm looking for a baby shark, like a tiny shark... 318 00:14:51,210 --> 00:14:52,677 about this big. 319 00:14:52,777 --> 00:14:56,615 Do you have any idea what you're asking me for, my friend? 320 00:14:56,715 --> 00:15:01,053 I mean, no, not really. I don't know a lot about tiny sharks. 321 00:15:01,153 --> 00:15:03,657 Don't move. 322 00:15:11,997 --> 00:15:16,102 Myanmar hand shark... eh... 323 00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:18,537 As rare as it is tiny... 326 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:34,185 This one's on me... but the next one's on you. 328 00:15:35,754 --> 00:15:38,390 and then this transaction is over forever, okay? 329 00:15:47,999 --> 00:15:51,202 Okay, I've gotta say, this is pretty cool. 330 00:15:51,302 --> 00:15:54,339 Whoa, Yon! This is my daughter I was telling you about. 331 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,675 She's the one that's a writer. 332 00:15:55,775 --> 00:15:58,077 This is Yon, he works for Rock Records. 333 00:15:58,176 --> 00:16:00,479 He might be able to give you a little career advice. 334 00:16:00,579 --> 00:16:02,481 Awesome. Nice to meet you. 335 00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:04,050 Oh, the pleasure is all mine. 336 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,352 Thanks, everybody, thank you very much. 337 00:16:06,451 --> 00:16:10,088 Earlier today, when I was riding around on my fancy golf cart... 338 00:16:10,189 --> 00:16:12,592 I saw an old buddy of mine trying to sneak in the show. 339 00:16:12,691 --> 00:16:15,693 - Oh, just kidding. - Trayne is asking for you. 340 00:16:15,795 --> 00:16:17,796 - Uh, Trayne's onstage. - Let's bring him out... 341 00:16:17,897 --> 00:16:19,699 and see if he's still has the golden pipes. 342 00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:24,671 Put your hands together for my old buddy, Burnin' Vernon! 343 00:16:26,338 --> 00:16:27,940 Go! 344 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,209 - Are you serious? - Go on! 345 00:16:32,211 --> 00:16:34,746 And the best thing about the "Slow and Low 2"... 346 00:16:34,848 --> 00:16:36,815 is it's lounge-style seating... 347 00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:39,417 so you can just lay down and relax... 348 00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:41,653 without worrying about slipping off that bench... 349 00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:43,723 Babe, you got my spares? 350 00:16:43,823 --> 00:16:47,527 Did I tell y'all about the antibacterial coating? 351 00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:50,128 Now, if you're looking for the ultimate relaxation... 352 00:16:50,229 --> 00:16:52,164 spa experience, well, you just can't beat... 353 00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:54,633 the cascade waterfall feature in our VIP collection. 354 00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:56,869 So if you just want to follow me. 355 00:16:58,604 --> 00:17:03,609 ♪ Then I was in Hollywood wishing I was doin' good ♪ 356 00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:07,479 ♪ Talking on the telephone line ♪ 357 00:17:07,578 --> 00:17:10,248 ♪ They don't need me in the movies ♪ 358 00:17:10,348 --> 00:17:12,184 ♪ Ain't nobody sings my songs ♪ 359 00:17:12,285 --> 00:17:14,320 She just couldn't erase the memory of her engagement ring... 360 00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:16,287 floating in a puddle of pretzel barf... 361 00:17:16,388 --> 00:17:19,025 so I had to buy her a new one. 362 00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:21,893 Now my therapist says I have Emetophobia. 363 00:17:21,994 --> 00:17:24,564 Know what that is? 364 00:17:24,663 --> 00:17:27,065 Uh, fear of vomiting. 365 00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:33,071 Vernon Brown really is the worst person in the music business. 366 00:17:33,171 --> 00:17:35,707 You know what, thank you so much for the great career advice. 370 00:17:41,479 --> 00:17:42,848 Queasy. 374 00:17:53,558 --> 00:17:55,060 Sorry, it was dark and rapey there. 377 00:17:58,497 --> 00:18:01,924 We got the shark room's ETA, one minute, one minute, people. 378 00:18:04,030 --> 00:18:06,465 Great big hand for Burnin' Vernon! 381 00:18:13,505 --> 00:18:17,375 Well, I guess I'm a sucker. I had to throw an old dog a bone! 382 00:18:17,475 --> 00:18:19,078 Standby, please. 383 00:18:19,177 --> 00:18:21,780 We've got Trayne entering the Shark Room. 384 00:18:21,879 --> 00:18:25,118 This is Medic 4, we are on standby at the perimeter. 385 00:18:25,217 --> 00:18:26,418 10-4, Medic 4. 386 00:18:27,787 --> 00:18:29,622 Silence! 387 00:18:30,956 --> 00:18:32,124 Shark me. 388 00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,027 Symphony. 389 00:18:38,597 --> 00:18:42,435 Three, two, one. 390 00:18:46,472 --> 00:18:50,576 Argh! Argh! 391 00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:53,611 Argh! 392 00:18:53,713 --> 00:18:55,481 Whoo-hoo! 393 00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,049 Ah, man! 394 00:18:57,148 --> 00:18:59,517 Sometimes... sometimes you gotta look death in the face... 395 00:18:59,618 --> 00:19:01,352 just to know you're alive! 396 00:19:01,453 --> 00:19:04,357 I mean, I can't... I can't help it, I'm an adrenaline junkie. 397 00:19:06,893 --> 00:19:08,094 Wait a minute... 398 00:19:08,194 --> 00:19:09,695 Go, let's go! Go, go, go! 399 00:19:09,795 --> 00:19:11,630 What the hell just happened? 400 00:19:16,668 --> 00:19:18,204 Thank you. 401 00:19:20,138 --> 00:19:22,809 Congratulations... best decision you ever made! 402 00:19:22,908 --> 00:19:24,077 You're gonna love it! 403 00:19:24,237 --> 00:19:28,746 All right, maybe the Pool and Spa Depot girl is important. 404 00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:30,016 Damn straight! 405 00:19:30,116 --> 00:19:31,217 And those were my first customers... 406 00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:32,652 already made my first sale. 407 00:19:32,752 --> 00:19:34,620 Uh, your second sale. 408 00:19:35,754 --> 00:19:37,322 Ronnie! What the hell? 409 00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:39,258 You had me sold at VIP waterfall. 412 00:19:42,662 --> 00:19:44,097 You did good, Deb-kins. 414 00:19:45,664 --> 00:19:47,767 - Good job. We'll see ya. - Yay. 415 00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:49,268 We're gonna need to make a return. 416 00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:51,538 Ooh, I already peed in it a little bit! 417 00:19:53,305 --> 00:19:55,940 That was awesome, thanks for taking me! 418 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,811 Now, hold on. I got one more surprise for ya. 419 00:19:59,912 --> 00:20:01,480 This is for that boy you hang out with... 420 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:04,782 Oh, Austin, Houston, Tex, whatever his name is. 421 00:20:04,882 --> 00:20:09,021 I told you I was gonna make it up to you, here you go. 422 00:20:10,054 --> 00:20:13,125 Really? Sweet! 425 00:20:26,571 --> 00:20:28,808 Kinda does a number on ya, doesn't it? 426 00:20:28,907 --> 00:20:30,944 Yeah, no kiddin'. 427 00:20:31,043 --> 00:20:32,410 Well, it was a nice thing you did. 428 00:20:32,511 --> 00:20:34,613 Well, if you wanna keep the niceties coming, you know... 429 00:20:34,714 --> 00:20:37,515 we could always go for a little pleasure cruise. 431 00:20:41,353 --> 00:20:44,756 You're looking at the new Pool and Spa Depot girl. 433 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,928 Turns out filthy Pamela was slutting it... 434 00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:51,030 around the County Fair. 435 00:20:51,129 --> 00:20:52,297 In a porta potty? 436 00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:55,667 Really? That's crazy. Who with? 437 00:20:55,768 --> 00:20:57,369 Don't know, don't care. 438 00:20:57,468 --> 00:21:01,506 Well, congratulations. You deserve it. 439 00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,209 Thank you. 440 00:21:05,977 --> 00:21:09,247 You stole that guitar, didn't you? 441 00:21:09,348 --> 00:21:13,519 Who me? I'd never take something that wasn't mine. 442 00:21:15,591 --> 00:21:19,425 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --