1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:03,754 I love feeling special... 2 00:00:06,257 --> 00:00:07,891 ...getting the first-class treatment. 3 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:13,330 It's as American as apple pie and baseball -- 4 00:00:13,397 --> 00:00:16,166 Well, back-in-the-day baseball before steroids, 5 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,802 but not so far back that it was segregated. 6 00:00:18,869 --> 00:00:21,538 You know what? Let's just stick with apple pie -- 7 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,006 Delicious. 8 00:00:23,074 --> 00:00:24,808 But, look, it's not just me. 9 00:00:24,875 --> 00:00:27,110 Everybody loves special treatment. 10 00:00:27,178 --> 00:00:29,879 It's that thing that says you're different, 11 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:32,782 you're the best, you deserve shrimp. 12 00:00:32,850 --> 00:00:36,353 So that's why when it came time to plan a family vacation, 13 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:38,455 I knew I wanted to ball out. 14 00:00:38,522 --> 00:00:39,723 Disney World, huh? Nice. 15 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:40,890 Mm-hmm. 16 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,959 Oh, no. Not just Disney World. 17 00:00:43,027 --> 00:00:45,628 Disney World V.I.P. 18 00:00:45,696 --> 00:00:46,329 - Ooh. - Mm. 19 00:00:46,397 --> 00:00:47,430 I'm gonna give my kids 20 00:00:47,498 --> 00:00:49,632 the first-class experience I never had. 21 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:52,702 Boy, I sure would like to take Eustace to Disney World, 22 00:00:52,770 --> 00:00:55,205 but I'm not allowed to take him out of state. 23 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:57,741 Nor anywhere in my car. 24 00:00:57,808 --> 00:00:59,642 It's just how it is. 25 00:01:00,610 --> 00:01:01,578 When are you leaving? 26 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,847 Tomorrow morning. And it's gonna be insane. 27 00:01:03,914 --> 00:01:05,882 All right, everyone. Call your wives. 28 00:01:05,950 --> 00:01:07,384 Tell them you won't be coming home 29 00:01:07,451 --> 00:01:09,853 'cause you're working late, only this time, it'll be true. 30 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:10,920 What's going on? 31 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,188 It's a real crisis. 32 00:01:12,256 --> 00:01:14,824 All hands on deck for the next two weeks. 33 00:01:14,892 --> 00:01:16,760 Just got an e-mail from Microsoft. 34 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:18,661 They hate the direction we're headed in. 35 00:01:18,729 --> 00:01:20,697 What? No, can't that wait? 36 00:01:21,866 --> 00:01:24,200 Subject line -- "We cannot wait." 37 00:01:24,268 --> 00:01:26,169 Look, I can't do it. 38 00:01:26,237 --> 00:01:27,637 I'm going on vacation tomorrow, man. 39 00:01:27,638 --> 00:01:29,739 I need this. I've been working hard. 40 00:01:29,807 --> 00:01:31,074 Are you kidding me? 41 00:01:31,142 --> 00:01:32,909 None of you have done [bleep] around here 42 00:01:32,977 --> 00:01:34,611 since Pokémon Go came out. 43 00:01:37,581 --> 00:01:41,851 Ohh! 44 00:01:41,919 --> 00:01:43,620 Don't act innocent. No. 45 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:44,788 It's exercise. 46 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:45,922 I can't do it. 47 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:48,558 - Excuse me. - You are running point on this. 48 00:01:48,626 --> 00:01:51,027 Yes, I am, and -- 49 00:01:51,095 --> 00:01:52,295 Charlie can do it. 50 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:53,463 Whe-- hm. 51 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:54,864 Mm-hmm. 52 00:01:54,932 --> 00:01:57,767 Yeah. Yeah, that's right, I -- I can do that. Yeah. 53 00:01:57,835 --> 00:01:59,402 You'll be great, Charlie. 54 00:01:59,470 --> 00:02:02,071 Look, and if you have any questions, just call me. 55 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:04,487 Are you sure you can handle this? 56 00:02:04,508 --> 00:02:06,976 It is around-the-clock responsibility. 57 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:08,778 I've been living here for two months anyway. 58 00:02:08,846 --> 00:02:10,747 They're tenting my apartment for ghosts. 59 00:02:10,815 --> 00:02:12,115 Weird things are happening. 60 00:02:12,183 --> 00:02:14,918 All my shoelaces are missing and all my forks are flat. 61 00:02:14,985 --> 00:02:15,952 So I haven't been back since. 62 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:18,588 Eustace! 63 00:02:19,523 --> 00:02:22,225 What? God sakes. 64 00:02:22,293 --> 00:02:26,930 So just like that, the Johnsons were off on our special trip. 65 00:02:26,997 --> 00:02:28,398 I'm going to Disney World. 66 00:02:28,466 --> 00:02:33,336 -- Sync & corrections by Alice -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 67 00:02:35,806 --> 00:02:37,574 Mnh. Got it. 68 00:02:37,641 --> 00:02:39,943 It started with a luxurious ride to the airport. 69 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:44,314 Then we all enjoyed a first-class flight. 70 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:46,349 Me especially. 71 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:48,318 And then we arrived at Disney World 72 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:52,522 ready to get turnt on our very special V.I.P. vacation 73 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:55,758 at the most magical place on earth. 74 00:02:57,061 --> 00:02:59,863 Guys, we are here, and it's a dream! 75 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,171 Crowds and 100% humidity. Ain't like no dream I ever had. 76 00:03:02,199 --> 00:03:03,299 Oh, my God! 77 00:03:03,367 --> 00:03:05,001 You know what? You didn't have to come. 78 00:03:05,069 --> 00:03:07,003 Yes, I did. I rented your place on Airbnb, 79 00:03:07,071 --> 00:03:08,771 and I'm making a killing, too. 80 00:03:08,839 --> 00:03:11,040 Hey, guys. Guys, what ride are we gonna ride first? 81 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,942 I think the faster, the better. 82 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:14,450 I want something that's gonna give me 83 00:03:14,512 --> 00:03:16,479 that same rush I feel when I drink after 84 00:03:16,547 --> 00:03:17,947 a random co-worker. 85 00:03:18,015 --> 00:03:19,516 I can't wait to do Space Mountain. 86 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:22,318 Uh, actually, friend, you're gonna have to wait. 87 00:03:22,386 --> 00:03:23,853 What do you mean? 88 00:03:23,921 --> 00:03:25,188 Space Mountain has a height requirement. 89 00:03:25,256 --> 00:03:27,156 Here's a map I pre-marked. 90 00:03:27,224 --> 00:03:30,727 It's for someone with your humiliating shortness. 91 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:33,563 Small World? Dumbo? 92 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:35,798 I don't want to do baby rides. 93 00:03:35,866 --> 00:03:38,234 Then get ready to enjoy 43 square miles 94 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,336 of restaurants and bathrooms. 95 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,009 We're going there! 96 00:03:46,076 --> 00:03:46,910 Let's go do it! 97 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,912 Hello, Johnson family! 98 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:49,979 - Oh, hey. - Oh, hey. 99 00:03:50,014 --> 00:03:51,848 I'm Cody, and you better be ready 100 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:53,850 to have a magical day! 101 00:03:53,918 --> 00:03:56,052 - Better be? - Earl, Earl, get my Vaseline. 102 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,887 - Who is this? - Mama, mama, mama, mama. 103 00:03:57,955 --> 00:04:00,423 - Talking about "better be"? - Mama. This is Cody. 104 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:03,693 He's our V.I.P. tour guide, all right? We bought him. 105 00:04:03,761 --> 00:04:05,895 Oh, well, you didn't actually buy me. I'm an employee. 106 00:04:05,963 --> 00:04:08,231 Okay, well, do you really want to get mollywhopped by my mama? 107 00:04:08,299 --> 00:04:10,066 All right, he's gonna take us around 108 00:04:10,134 --> 00:04:13,503 because we are special V.I.P.s, and he is the best. 109 00:04:13,571 --> 00:04:15,872 Oh, I assure you you are in great hands. 110 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:18,675 In fact, before I joined the Disney family, 111 00:04:18,742 --> 00:04:20,944 I was a place kicker for an arena football team. 112 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,879 But that is a life I left behind. 113 00:04:22,947 --> 00:04:24,147 - Hm. - Okay. 114 00:04:24,214 --> 00:04:27,183 Okay! So, these are your custom magic bands. 115 00:04:27,251 --> 00:04:28,084 - Thank you. - Thank you. 116 00:04:28,152 --> 00:04:29,452 - Oh. - All right. 117 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,521 And because you are guests at the Animal Kingdom Lodge, 118 00:04:31,589 --> 00:04:34,023 these will conveniently charge your purchases. 119 00:04:34,091 --> 00:04:34,791 - Yay! - Special. 120 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:35,758 Babe, babe. 121 00:04:35,826 --> 00:04:36,459 - Hm. - I like that. 122 00:04:36,527 --> 00:04:37,527 I wish you would! 123 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:39,395 P-Pops. Pops, what's wrong, man? 124 00:04:39,463 --> 00:04:41,143 Wait, you're mad that we're doing it right? 125 00:04:41,165 --> 00:04:42,332 What the hell you talking about, boy? 126 00:04:42,399 --> 00:04:44,200 We did it right when I took you to Disneyland. 127 00:04:47,104 --> 00:04:48,771 Something wrong with your tuna, baby? 128 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:51,574 Pops, can I have one of those? 129 00:04:51,642 --> 00:04:56,279 When you get a job, yeah. 130 00:04:56,347 --> 00:04:58,948 - Well, I got a job now. - And I have this. 131 00:04:59,016 --> 00:05:01,084 This is linked to his credit card, yes? 132 00:05:01,151 --> 00:05:02,251 Yes. 133 00:05:02,319 --> 00:05:04,120 Come on, Ruby, let's go make it rain at Epcot. 134 00:05:04,154 --> 00:05:05,655 - Oh, my. - All right. 135 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:07,123 Well, we're going this way! 136 00:05:07,191 --> 00:05:09,092 - Let's go. - All right. 137 00:05:09,159 --> 00:05:11,094 Excuse me. V.I.P. coming through! 138 00:05:11,161 --> 00:05:13,730 V.I.P. coming through! 139 00:05:13,797 --> 00:05:15,598 So, we don't have to wait in that line? 140 00:05:15,666 --> 00:05:17,433 Hah! Nope. But be gracious, 141 00:05:17,501 --> 00:05:19,102 because we're not better than anybody else. 142 00:05:19,169 --> 00:05:21,437 Hell if we're not. I paid a lot of money for us to be special. 143 00:05:22,473 --> 00:05:23,673 You are special, honey -- very. 144 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:24,474 Hey, what's up? 145 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:25,875 Nothin' much. 146 00:05:25,943 --> 00:05:28,344 Just, you know, handling some B.I. on the Microsoft account. 147 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,179 Quick question. 148 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:32,115 Uh, asking for a friend, all right? 149 00:05:32,182 --> 00:05:34,083 Uh, who is Microsoft? 150 00:05:34,151 --> 00:05:36,152 Hey, Charlie, I'm gonna have to call you back, man. 151 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:38,354 Right now you're distracting me from feeling superior 152 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:40,142 to the general-admission people I'm passing. 153 00:05:40,157 --> 00:05:42,091 No, no, no, no, my friend's back is against the wall, 154 00:05:42,159 --> 00:05:42,959 and you got to help him, Dre. 155 00:05:43,027 --> 00:05:43,926 Come on, man -- p-- 156 00:05:43,994 --> 00:05:45,061 Marshawn! Marshawn Lynch! 157 00:05:45,129 --> 00:05:47,163 Oh, not him, man, not him. But thank you. 158 00:05:47,231 --> 00:05:50,299 That guy thought you were Marshawn Lynch, Dad. 159 00:05:50,367 --> 00:05:54,003 Eh, it's just a flattering form of racism, son. 160 00:05:54,071 --> 00:05:56,372 Now, anyone get motion sickness? 161 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,607 Anyone pregnant? 162 00:05:57,675 --> 00:06:01,210 - Oh, oh, hey, hey. - Yes, I am actually pregnant. 163 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,779 That's awesome, congratulations. 164 00:06:02,846 --> 00:06:03,846 Thank you. 165 00:06:03,847 --> 00:06:04,881 But unfortunately, mama bear, 166 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,215 you're gonna have to sit this ride out 167 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,650 because of your cub in the oven. 168 00:06:07,718 --> 00:06:11,554 Oh. Okay, well, there's a lot of other rides I can ride, right? 169 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:12,955 Oh, absolutely. 170 00:06:13,023 --> 00:06:14,824 Anything that doesn't have a sharp tilt, turn, loop, 171 00:06:14,892 --> 00:06:16,359 sudden drop, or sudden stop. 172 00:06:16,427 --> 00:06:19,028 Wow, bae, that's a lot you can't do. 173 00:06:19,096 --> 00:06:21,364 I know. 174 00:06:21,432 --> 00:06:22,999 Kind of I wish I didn't pay extra for you now. 175 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:23,833 Wha-- 176 00:06:23,901 --> 00:06:25,101 Single rider! - Dre. 177 00:06:25,103 --> 00:06:26,736 Bow wasn't going to ruin our trip 178 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:28,705 the way the baby ruined hers. 179 00:06:28,772 --> 00:06:32,041 We were going to get down to the very important business 180 00:06:32,109 --> 00:06:34,010 of being very important people. 181 00:06:34,078 --> 00:06:36,012 My kids, they started off slow. 182 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,180 Excuse us. 183 00:06:37,247 --> 00:06:38,981 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 184 00:06:39,049 --> 00:06:41,250 Don't mind us. We're with the guide. 185 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,518 We're with Cody. 186 00:06:42,586 --> 00:06:44,053 What are you apologizing for? 187 00:06:44,121 --> 00:06:45,555 You're V.I.P., boy. Own this. 188 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:48,091 But eventually, they started to get the hang of it. 189 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,660 Don't hate! V.I.P. coming through! 190 00:06:50,728 --> 00:06:52,228 It's natural to feel jealous. 191 00:06:52,296 --> 00:06:53,362 Hey, we'll let you know how it is. 192 00:06:53,430 --> 00:06:55,998 Don't make eye contact with me. 193 00:06:56,066 --> 00:06:58,334 My God, whose kids are those? 194 00:06:58,402 --> 00:07:00,570 They're mine! 195 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:02,038 You all have fun! 196 00:07:02,106 --> 00:07:03,573 Cody. See you later! 197 00:07:14,918 --> 00:07:17,520 Oh, so that's how it is. Look here. 198 00:07:19,123 --> 00:07:21,190 Waiter, we'd like to buy a round 199 00:07:21,258 --> 00:07:23,092 for every sunburnt person wearing a T-shirt 200 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,193 courtesy of our ungrateful son. 201 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,264 Boy don't even realize how much we had to sacrifice 202 00:07:28,332 --> 00:07:29,465 to pay for Disneyland. 203 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,150 Earl! That was my car! 204 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,785 I bought them tickets. 205 00:07:48,852 --> 00:07:51,320 Opened up 17 Christmas cards at the post office 206 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,289 to get that money. Boy never even thanked us. 207 00:07:53,357 --> 00:07:54,357 Ungrateful child. 208 00:07:54,358 --> 00:07:56,325 This is the worst ever. 209 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,660 Well, now it is. 210 00:07:58,929 --> 00:08:01,564 Every ride I like is off limits for me. 211 00:08:01,632 --> 00:08:03,032 I should've just stayed home. 212 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:07,270 I mean, I could've gotten seven days alone in my house, 213 00:08:07,337 --> 00:08:10,139 no kids, no husband. 214 00:08:10,207 --> 00:08:11,507 No you. 215 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,276 I can see how that would be appealing. 216 00:08:14,545 --> 00:08:17,413 You know... I don't understand all the hype. 217 00:08:17,481 --> 00:08:19,042 Can't do anything here that you can't do 218 00:08:19,049 --> 00:08:20,410 at the Chuck E. Cheese in Torrance. 219 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,517 Ooh, Black Jesus, 220 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,853 if there was ever a time to set myself on fire. 221 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:27,456 Or... no fire, and we can just go back to the hotel. 222 00:08:27,524 --> 00:08:28,724 I want to go back to the hotel. 223 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:31,427 That's the coward's way out. But okay. 224 00:08:31,495 --> 00:08:34,797 Waiter! One Tom Collins to go! 225 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:39,635 You know, I don't see any other V.I.P. guides out here. 226 00:08:39,703 --> 00:08:41,971 Are these people not doing V.I.P.? 227 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:43,239 They're not. 228 00:08:43,307 --> 00:08:45,541 I saw that kid in the regular line -- twice. 229 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,176 Oh, they're definitely not. 230 00:08:47,244 --> 00:08:49,679 That woman's wearing Bugle Boy jeans. 231 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:53,216 Hm. Cody. 232 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,984 Let me holler at you for a second, playboy. 233 00:08:55,052 --> 00:08:55,852 I like you. 234 00:08:55,919 --> 00:08:56,552 Oh. 235 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:57,687 The kids like you. 236 00:08:57,754 --> 00:09:00,156 And I think you're a great guy, 237 00:09:00,224 --> 00:09:01,791 but we traveled clear across the country 238 00:09:01,859 --> 00:09:04,193 to have the most special week of our lives. 239 00:09:04,261 --> 00:09:07,363 And if you think you're gonna put us with non-V.I.P. people, 240 00:09:07,431 --> 00:09:08,965 ooh, I'm not the one, Cody. 241 00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:09,832 Well -- 242 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:11,834 I'm not the one, Cody. 243 00:09:11,902 --> 00:09:13,135 Hm. 244 00:09:13,203 --> 00:09:15,404 Okay? Now, what is the most popular ride here? 245 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:18,507 And think good and hard before you answer. 246 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:21,377 Frozen Ever After at Epcot. 247 00:09:21,445 --> 00:09:23,679 Oh, okay, take us the most shaded route. 248 00:09:24,548 --> 00:09:25,681 Johnsons! 249 00:09:25,749 --> 00:09:28,851 We out! Let's roll. Lead the way, Cody. 250 00:09:28,919 --> 00:09:29,952 - Oh. - Thank you. 251 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,923 Well, where's the damn exit? 252 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,859 Hey, is this the line to get out of here? 253 00:09:36,927 --> 00:09:39,161 No, it's the line - for Soarin' Around the World. 254 00:09:39,229 --> 00:09:40,329 Well, does it soar back to my hotel? 255 00:09:40,397 --> 00:09:42,037 No, but it's air-conditioned. 256 00:09:42,099 --> 00:09:43,266 - Ooh. - Ooh, air! 257 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,367 - Let's go. - All right. All right. 258 00:09:44,434 --> 00:09:46,202 - Come on in. - Ooh. 259 00:09:54,244 --> 00:09:57,847 Yeah, I feel like I'm flying, but I know I'm not. 260 00:09:57,915 --> 00:10:00,716 Soarin' Around the World? Psht! 261 00:10:00,784 --> 00:10:03,252 More like Snorin' Around the World. 262 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:07,256 Whole wide, amazing world. 263 00:10:07,324 --> 00:10:11,460 It's terrible! Just a lifelike illusion 264 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:15,264 filled with majesty and sensory delight. 265 00:10:15,332 --> 00:10:16,565 Oh, yeah. 266 00:10:17,901 --> 00:10:19,821 Oh, we gonna hit the wall, we gonna hit the wall! 267 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,116 - What?! - We gonna hit the wall! 268 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,042 Well, I knew we wasn't gonna hit it. 269 00:10:26,109 --> 00:10:27,910 Oh, Earl. 270 00:10:27,978 --> 00:10:30,313 Here we go! Here we go! 271 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,482 Seven Dwarfs Mine Train -- this is good, Jack. 272 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,952 You can get a sneak peek of jobs available 273 00:10:36,019 --> 00:10:37,386 to someone of your height. 274 00:10:43,493 --> 00:10:46,128 My glasses! I'm blind! 275 00:10:46,196 --> 00:10:49,432 Thank you, Disney gods! 276 00:10:49,499 --> 00:10:53,135 - Whoo! - Yeah! 277 00:10:53,203 --> 00:10:55,504 Wow, guys, what do you say?! 278 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,973 - It was so much fun. - Whoo! 279 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,908 - Yeah! - Why'd we stop? 280 00:11:04,481 --> 00:11:09,285 - Flamingos. - Whoa, flamingos. 281 00:11:09,353 --> 00:11:10,353 Oh, my gosh. 282 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,187 Is that a panda? 283 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,321 This is awesome. 284 00:11:12,389 --> 00:11:14,323 You should see this, Diane. 285 00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:15,925 I see it just fine. 286 00:11:15,993 --> 00:11:18,127 You're looking directly into the sun. 287 00:11:18,195 --> 00:11:19,556 Oh, my stars. Stop! Stop the truck! 288 00:11:19,563 --> 00:11:20,696 - Stop! - What? What? What? 289 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,531 Everybody, look over there. 290 00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:25,101 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 291 00:11:26,136 --> 00:11:27,436 Dear God, somebody talk to me! 292 00:11:27,504 --> 00:11:29,972 Sweet Black Jesus, this is beautiful. 293 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:33,476 Ladies and gentlemen, I have been on this ride 10,000 times. 294 00:11:33,543 --> 00:11:35,644 I -- I have a PhD in animal behavior. 295 00:11:35,712 --> 00:11:38,881 I have spent two days in the pouch of an Australian kangaroo, 296 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,118 and I have - never seen something like this. 297 00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:43,552 Describe it to me! 298 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,689 There's only one word for this -- 299 00:11:46,757 --> 00:11:48,524 Indescribable. 300 00:11:48,592 --> 00:11:49,592 - Yes. - What? 301 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,494 It's like seeing the face of God. 302 00:11:51,561 --> 00:11:53,963 This is not only the circle of life. 303 00:11:54,031 --> 00:11:55,364 This is the meaning of life. 304 00:11:55,432 --> 00:11:56,499 - Yes. - What? 305 00:11:56,566 --> 00:11:58,401 Well, take a picture. Shoot a video! 306 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,036 No, no. 307 00:12:00,103 --> 00:12:02,805 Let's use our mind cameras. 308 00:12:02,873 --> 00:12:03,706 Well said. 309 00:12:03,774 --> 00:12:05,841 What? 310 00:12:05,909 --> 00:12:07,309 See, that is why we did V.I.P. 311 00:12:07,377 --> 00:12:10,546 Now, had we stood in the regular line, we would have missed that. 312 00:12:10,614 --> 00:12:13,382 Uh, some of us did miss it. It was Diane. 313 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:14,917 Okay, hey. Hey, Cody. 314 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,318 So, what's next? 315 00:12:16,386 --> 00:12:18,988 For you? I'm not sure. Your time with me is up. 316 00:12:19,056 --> 00:12:20,556 Uh... 317 00:12:20,624 --> 00:12:22,158 Uh, but I bought you. 318 00:12:22,225 --> 00:12:24,827 Oh, that word again. 319 00:12:24,895 --> 00:12:26,429 You didn't actually buy me. 320 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,164 You bought my services for seven hours, 321 00:12:28,231 --> 00:12:29,331 and I've had a great time. 322 00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:31,233 I like you, and I like your kids, 323 00:12:31,301 --> 00:12:33,369 but now it's time for me to go back to H.Q. 324 00:12:33,437 --> 00:12:36,005 and change out of my socks and be with the Gonzalez family. 325 00:12:36,073 --> 00:12:38,507 Okay. - But please know - you've got a friend in me. 326 00:12:38,575 --> 00:12:39,442 Okay, Cody, so -- 327 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:40,376 You've got a friend in me. 328 00:12:40,444 --> 00:12:41,544 - But, Cody -- - Dre. 329 00:12:41,611 --> 00:12:43,279 You got a friend in me. 330 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,347 Hm? Bye. 331 00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:46,082 Bye. 332 00:12:46,149 --> 00:12:47,216 - Bye. - Bye? 333 00:12:47,284 --> 00:12:48,551 - Wait, what? - Is this a joke? 334 00:12:48,618 --> 00:12:51,187 Cody? I told you I am not the one! 335 00:12:52,489 --> 00:12:54,457 I am not the one! 336 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,392 We're in gen-pop? 337 00:12:56,460 --> 00:13:00,629 Nooooooooooo! 338 00:13:03,321 --> 00:13:04,554 Okay, look, guys. 339 00:13:04,622 --> 00:13:08,157 I know losing V.I.P. is not great, but, hey, look. 340 00:13:08,325 --> 00:13:11,060 We're still at Disney World. 341 00:13:11,128 --> 00:13:13,096 And this line is only 25 minutes. 342 00:13:13,363 --> 00:13:14,931 25 minutes? 343 00:13:14,998 --> 00:13:15,998 Mm-hmm. 344 00:13:18,402 --> 00:13:21,370 No. Fix this! 345 00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:23,172 Fix this now! 346 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:24,974 I can't see how far we've fallen, 347 00:13:25,042 --> 00:13:26,403 but I can feel it. 348 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:30,580 ? So I -- I am headed home 349 00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,884 Okay, let's do this. 350 00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,519 Uh... 351 00:13:36,587 --> 00:13:40,022 M-Microsoft. 'Cause that's who you are. 352 00:13:41,592 --> 00:13:43,226 Uh... 353 00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:48,231 Uh, here at Stevens & Lido, there's a little exercise we do. 354 00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:53,298 Uh, let's pretend as if I have absolutely no idea who you are, 355 00:13:53,403 --> 00:13:56,072 what you do, or anything about your company. 356 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:59,041 Tell me what you want me to do, all right? 357 00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:01,043 Step by step. 358 00:14:01,111 --> 00:14:03,145 Talk to me like a man who's laid everything 359 00:14:03,213 --> 00:14:07,216 on the line for a job he's completely unqualified for. 360 00:14:07,284 --> 00:14:10,219 That was a manipulative ride back there. 361 00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:12,321 Yeah, playing with our emotions. 362 00:14:12,389 --> 00:14:14,190 Heh, making us feel more alive 363 00:14:14,258 --> 00:14:15,538 than we've ever felt and whatnot. 364 00:14:15,592 --> 00:14:17,026 Can't wait to get out of here. 365 00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:19,028 Hey, should we get in that exit line over there? 366 00:14:19,096 --> 00:14:21,264 No, that exit line looks way too rough for a pregnant lady. 367 00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:23,366 Oh, I think we should get in that exit line. 368 00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:24,700 Looks a lot gentler. 369 00:14:24,768 --> 00:14:28,371 Or maybe get in that stupid Dumbo exit line over there. 370 00:14:28,438 --> 00:14:32,408 Maybe sneak out above the clouds on that adorable elephant. 371 00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:33,876 Yeah, yeah, if you think that's the fastest way 372 00:14:33,944 --> 00:14:35,378 for us to get of here, come on, let's go. 373 00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:36,145 That's the fastest way. 374 00:14:36,213 --> 00:14:38,116 I'm right behind you. 375 00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,617 Most people die climbing Everest. 376 00:14:41,885 --> 00:14:43,552 We're gonna die waiting to ride it. 377 00:14:43,620 --> 00:14:45,588 I hate my life right now. 378 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,289 I hate my dad right now. 379 00:14:47,357 --> 00:14:49,125 Uh... 380 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,759 Are you kidding me? 381 00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,895 Huh? 382 00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:55,631 You wait in one line, and you have a meltdown? 383 00:14:55,699 --> 00:14:57,733 You had an incredible day! 384 00:14:57,801 --> 00:15:01,170 You got to ride like 20 rides in 10 minutes! 385 00:15:01,238 --> 00:15:03,672 You got to go ahead of Green Day. 386 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:06,075 Did you see puss on Tré Cool? 387 00:15:06,143 --> 00:15:09,078 Huh? And you know what's worse? 388 00:15:09,146 --> 00:15:11,647 Not one person has even said thank you. 389 00:15:11,715 --> 00:15:12,715 Gee, thanks, Dad. 390 00:15:12,749 --> 00:15:13,883 Shut up! 391 00:15:13,950 --> 00:15:18,287 Not sincere. You monsters are dead to me! 392 00:15:21,358 --> 00:15:23,526 Okay, maybe that was the wrong choice of words, 393 00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:24,960 since I am your father, 394 00:15:25,028 --> 00:15:26,595 but I hate you. 395 00:15:27,364 --> 00:15:28,030 Excuse me. 396 00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:29,165 Excuse me, sorry. 397 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,499 I'm sorry. Let me through here. 398 00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:33,169 I'm sorry. Oh, yes! I'm still mad at you! 399 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,870 Excuse me. Excuse me. 400 00:15:40,101 --> 00:15:40,834 Sir. 401 00:15:40,902 --> 00:15:41,668 Hm? Yes. 402 00:15:41,836 --> 00:15:43,236 Sir, we're lost. 403 00:15:43,304 --> 00:15:44,471 We keep looking for the exits, 404 00:15:44,539 --> 00:15:47,974 and instead, we keep finding gift shops. 405 00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:50,210 Only reason I'm wearing this hat is 'cause my grandkids 406 00:15:50,278 --> 00:15:53,046 made me get it and you know, the ears protect my neck. 407 00:15:54,682 --> 00:15:57,417 And this tiara, I hate how it takes 25 years off my real age. 408 00:15:57,485 --> 00:15:58,385 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 409 00:15:58,452 --> 00:15:59,286 I hate that. 410 00:15:59,353 --> 00:16:00,587 Well, some of the exits 411 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,222 - are gonna be right over here. - Oh, look, guys. 412 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:03,891 There's a real exit right -- right there. 413 00:16:04,892 --> 00:16:05,892 Yep, that's one of them. 414 00:16:05,893 --> 00:16:07,133 Oh, no. Parade's coming through. 415 00:16:07,195 --> 00:16:08,929 And now we invite you to relax -- 416 00:16:08,996 --> 00:16:10,263 Well, you folks can cross. There's still time. 417 00:16:10,331 --> 00:16:12,799 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, she's pregnant. 418 00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:13,433 Yeah. 419 00:16:13,501 --> 00:16:14,568 And we're elderly. 420 00:16:14,635 --> 00:16:15,836 Mm. 421 00:16:15,903 --> 00:16:17,783 So, uh, you know, we'll just sit here and suffer 422 00:16:17,805 --> 00:16:22,309 while this... magnificent parade goes by. 423 00:16:22,376 --> 00:16:24,578 I don't know how this day could get any worse. 424 00:16:24,645 --> 00:16:26,580 I don't either. It's horrible! 425 00:16:26,647 --> 00:16:27,848 So hot. 426 00:16:27,915 --> 00:16:29,316 ? Be our guest, be our guest 427 00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:31,184 ? Put our service to the test 428 00:16:31,252 --> 00:16:32,932 ? Tie your napkin 'round your neck, chérie, 429 00:16:32,987 --> 00:16:34,221 and we'll provide the rest ? 430 00:16:34,288 --> 00:16:36,089 ? Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres ? 431 00:16:36,157 --> 00:16:37,657 ? Why, we only live to serve 432 00:16:37,725 --> 00:16:39,326 ? Try the gray stuff, it's delicious ? 433 00:16:39,393 --> 00:16:40,927 ? Don't believe me, ask the dishes ? 434 00:16:40,995 --> 00:16:42,729 ? Go on, unfold your menu 435 00:16:42,797 --> 00:16:44,197 ? Take a glance and then you'll ? 436 00:16:44,265 --> 00:16:46,199 ? Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest ? 437 00:16:51,919 --> 00:16:53,298 Oh, look, Junior. 438 00:16:53,341 --> 00:16:57,544 There's another super cool guy. 439 00:16:58,912 --> 00:17:00,379 Oh, my God! 440 00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:02,581 A Jedi girl! 441 00:17:03,183 --> 00:17:05,717 She's my Rey. 442 00:17:05,786 --> 00:17:07,485 You should talk to her. 443 00:17:07,554 --> 00:17:09,721 This could actually be something. 444 00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,823 I mean, it won't, but it could be. 445 00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:13,625 It won't, just so you know. 446 00:17:14,249 --> 00:17:16,116 Okay, I've got some great ice breakers. 447 00:17:16,184 --> 00:17:17,718 Check this out. 448 00:17:18,586 --> 00:17:20,020 Do you have a quarter? 449 00:17:20,088 --> 00:17:23,323 I told my mom I'd call her as soon as I fell in love. 450 00:17:23,491 --> 00:17:26,727 I would use the quarter on a thing called a pay phone. 451 00:17:26,794 --> 00:17:29,496 I've never had a girlfriend, but that seems very wrong. 452 00:17:29,564 --> 00:17:30,831 Fine. You know what? 453 00:17:30,899 --> 00:17:32,633 I'll just go with "Hi." 454 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,601 How hard's "Hi"? 455 00:17:34,669 --> 00:17:37,604 - Hi. - Hi. 456 00:17:37,672 --> 00:17:39,673 Hi! 457 00:17:39,741 --> 00:17:42,576 Hellooooo! 458 00:17:50,051 --> 00:17:53,187 Hey. 459 00:17:53,454 --> 00:17:54,788 Are you allowed to eat that? 460 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,623 Hope so. It's my second one. 461 00:17:57,191 --> 00:17:58,859 Why are you wearing Mickey hands? 462 00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:00,928 Oh, no big deal. 463 00:18:01,095 --> 00:18:04,064 I was in a parade with your parents, 464 00:18:04,132 --> 00:18:07,301 who I had the best day ever with! 465 00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:09,636 Oh. Never tell Ruby. 466 00:18:09,704 --> 00:18:12,873 Well, I had the worst day ever with your spoiled-ass kids. 467 00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:15,442 You should've seen them, Bow. 468 00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:17,778 The second we lost V.I.P. status, 469 00:18:17,845 --> 00:18:20,414 they turned into ungrateful monsters. 470 00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:22,983 Huh. Well, you know what? 471 00:18:23,051 --> 00:18:25,419 They were probably just following your lead. 472 00:18:25,486 --> 00:18:28,955 Bow, I was just trying to make Disney World extra special. 473 00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:30,257 Dre, 474 00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:33,894 you stepped over a baby in stroller to get on a ride. 475 00:18:33,961 --> 00:18:35,495 Okay. Okay, Bow. All right. 476 00:18:35,563 --> 00:18:38,832 I probably did mess it up for everybody. 477 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,302 Maybe not for everybody. Look over there, babe. 478 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,603 Look. 479 00:18:44,672 --> 00:18:47,240 Laughing. Probably at me. 480 00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:51,478 Dre, not everything is about you. 481 00:18:52,629 --> 00:18:53,772 Yes, it is. 482 00:18:53,815 --> 00:18:55,682 Okay, you know what? 483 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,452 Actually, in some weird way, 484 00:18:58,519 --> 00:19:00,519 it's probably a good thing that you threw a tantrum 485 00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:03,156 and abandoned them, 'cause look. 486 00:19:03,224 --> 00:19:06,460 It gave them the space to actually enjoy each other. 487 00:19:06,527 --> 00:19:08,628 Hm. 488 00:19:08,696 --> 00:19:13,133 Yeah, you're right. 489 00:19:13,201 --> 00:19:15,202 I really did save the day. 490 00:19:15,269 --> 00:19:18,271 Yeah, Dre, you're a hero. 491 00:19:18,339 --> 00:19:19,473 Yes, I am. 492 00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,308 Junior got a girl's number. 493 00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:22,175 I did. 494 00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:23,443 But he lost it on the ride. 495 00:19:23,511 --> 00:19:24,544 I did. 496 00:19:24,612 --> 00:19:25,779 All right, come on, tell me about it. 497 00:19:25,847 --> 00:19:27,681 Sweetheart, where are your glasses? 498 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:28,949 As it turned out, 499 00:19:29,016 --> 00:19:30,884 we didn't need to have V.I.P. status 500 00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,519 to have a special experience. 501 00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:33,487 - Nice! - Eat that! 502 00:19:37,592 --> 00:19:39,826 Oh, my gosh. 503 00:19:39,894 --> 00:19:44,464 ? When you wish upon a star 504 00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:49,035 ? Makes no difference who you are ? 505 00:19:49,103 --> 00:19:53,740 - ? Anything your heart desires - Awesome! 506 00:19:53,808 --> 00:19:56,743 - ? Will come to you - Wow! 507 00:19:56,811 --> 00:19:58,412 Beautiful, huh? 508 00:19:58,479 --> 00:19:59,713 Yeah, son, it is. 509 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,249 ? If your heart is in your dream ? 510 00:20:02,316 --> 00:20:04,551 You know what would go good with this? 511 00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:05,619 No. What? 512 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,753 ? No request is too extreme 513 00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:09,256 Tuna sandwich. 514 00:20:09,323 --> 00:20:11,057 ? When you wish upon a star 515 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:14,895 Yeah, you might be right about that. 516 00:20:14,962 --> 00:20:16,563 ? As dreamers do 517 00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:19,566 I wish you would. 518 00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:22,869 ? 519 00:20:38,593 --> 00:20:39,660 All right, guys. 520 00:20:39,728 --> 00:20:42,528 I just got to say that was the best trip I've ever been on. 521 00:20:42,796 --> 00:20:43,956 You know, my favorite part -- 522 00:20:49,425 --> 00:20:52,326 I truly am alone in this life. 523 00:20:53,573 --> 00:20:54,940 Why the long face? 524 00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:56,475 Charlie, why are you in my house? 525 00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:58,243 I've always wanted to stay here. 526 00:20:58,311 --> 00:21:00,946 Once it came up on Airbnb, I knew I had to get it. 527 00:21:01,014 --> 00:21:03,015 It's the only house on the block that eluded me. 528 00:21:03,082 --> 00:21:04,283 What? 529 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:07,186 Left your main man flapping in the breeze, huh? 530 00:21:07,253 --> 00:21:10,189 Should've just told me Microsoft was a computer company. 531 00:21:10,256 --> 00:21:11,390 Uh... 532 00:21:11,457 --> 00:21:14,660 So, you were in my house alone all week? 533 00:21:14,727 --> 00:21:17,296 Yeah. 534 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,598 Eustace! 535 00:21:19,666 --> 00:21:21,266 - Mom... - Shh, Daddy's working. 536 00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:25,791 -- Sync & corrections by Alice -- -- www.addic7ed.com --