1 00:00:20,794 --> 00:00:23,010 So, this is why you took a sick day from work... 2 00:00:23,077 --> 00:00:24,678 To make a slide show? 3 00:00:24,746 --> 00:00:28,623 Do you know how hard it is to choose just the right song? 4 00:00:28,643 --> 00:00:31,111 You know, I tried it at first with "I'll Make Love to You." 5 00:00:31,179 --> 00:00:32,780 It felt okay over Obama 6 00:00:32,847 --> 00:00:35,507 but got a little weird over Sasha and Malia. 7 00:00:35,527 --> 00:00:36,561 Yeah. 8 00:00:36,628 --> 00:00:38,629 That's where it got weird. 9 00:00:38,697 --> 00:00:39,797 Okay. 10 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:41,709 All right, then. 11 00:00:41,729 --> 00:00:45,950 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 12 00:00:46,271 --> 00:00:47,839 She doesn't get it. 13 00:00:47,906 --> 00:00:50,975 With Obama leaving office, it's made me think. 14 00:00:51,043 --> 00:00:54,045 Obama was more than just the first black president. 15 00:00:54,112 --> 00:00:56,414 He was the culmination of years of struggle 16 00:00:56,482 --> 00:00:58,254 to make sure our votes counted. 17 00:00:58,274 --> 00:01:01,882 1869... Congress passes the 15th Amendment, 18 00:01:01,902 --> 00:01:03,836 giving black men the right to vote. 19 00:01:03,904 --> 00:01:07,740 1896... Louisiana passes the Grandfather Clause 20 00:01:07,807 --> 00:01:11,076 to keep former slaves and their descendants from voting. 21 00:01:11,144 --> 00:01:14,895 Registered black voters drop from 44% to 4%. 22 00:01:14,915 --> 00:01:18,184 Through the 1940s, poll taxes, literacy tests, 23 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:20,667 and violent threats prevent blacks from voting. 24 00:01:20,687 --> 00:01:24,808 1964... the 24th Amendment makes poll tax illegal, 25 00:01:24,828 --> 00:01:29,028 and over 250,000 new black voters are registered. 26 00:01:29,096 --> 00:01:31,381 2008... Obama. 27 00:01:31,401 --> 00:01:35,725 2011... three states pass restrictive photo I.D. laws 28 00:01:35,745 --> 00:01:38,032 to try to stop us from voting again. 29 00:01:38,118 --> 00:01:39,901 Where we are is so tenuous 30 00:01:39,936 --> 00:01:41,836 and can be so easily taken away. 31 00:01:41,905 --> 00:01:44,605 That's why this current election is so important. 32 00:01:44,674 --> 00:01:46,274 No, not this one. 33 00:01:46,376 --> 00:01:47,625 This one. 34 00:01:47,727 --> 00:01:49,627 Junior is running for student body president 35 00:01:49,729 --> 00:01:51,129 against this guy. 36 00:01:51,231 --> 00:01:52,663 It may seem a little crazy 37 00:01:52,766 --> 00:01:55,833 that I'm investing real time into a high-school election, 38 00:01:55,935 --> 00:01:58,019 but the world's losing one black president. 39 00:01:58,138 --> 00:02:00,321 And I want to make sure to give it another. 40 00:02:00,423 --> 00:02:03,508 The future of our entire race rests on Junior. 41 00:02:03,643 --> 00:02:06,712 Okay, which one's more believable? 42 00:02:06,976 --> 00:02:09,180 This one? This one? 43 00:02:09,265 --> 00:02:12,600 One more time. This one? This one? 44 00:02:12,685 --> 00:02:14,051 This one? This one? 45 00:02:14,154 --> 00:02:17,488 Yep, this is my guy, and getting him elected 46 00:02:17,590 --> 00:02:19,657 was going to be harder than tricking America 47 00:02:19,742 --> 00:02:23,845 into putting a black man in the White House... twice. 48 00:02:23,947 --> 00:02:26,581 Why aren't you answering? 49 00:02:29,202 --> 00:02:31,586 Why do we keep getting this magazine Black Braids? 50 00:02:31,704 --> 00:02:33,654 I don't know. Why are you asking me? 51 00:02:33,756 --> 00:02:34,705 Uh... 52 00:02:34,808 --> 00:02:37,208 Okay, it's mine. 53 00:02:37,343 --> 00:02:39,427 Too damn old to be ashamed of my proclivities. 54 00:02:39,546 --> 00:02:40,628 Yeah. Okay. 55 00:02:40,713 --> 00:02:42,079 Keep an eye out for Tax Evader. 56 00:02:42,148 --> 00:02:43,931 It won't have my name on it, for obvious reasons. 57 00:02:44,050 --> 00:02:46,448 Ooh, ballots came today. 58 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,220 - Huh. - What? 59 00:02:49,322 --> 00:02:51,088 - They changed our polling place. - Of course they did. 60 00:02:51,224 --> 00:02:52,690 They want to make it harder for us to find them. 61 00:02:52,775 --> 00:02:54,475 That there's the reason I don't vote in the first place. 62 00:02:54,561 --> 00:02:56,227 You're kidding, right? 63 00:02:56,346 --> 00:02:58,479 You vote. You have to vote. 64 00:02:58,581 --> 00:03:00,488 Of course you vote. 65 00:03:03,536 --> 00:03:04,685 You don't vote, do you? 66 00:03:04,754 --> 00:03:06,754 Why should I? The election's rigged. 67 00:03:06,890 --> 00:03:09,123 He's right. Why else you think Bernie isn't the candidate? 68 00:03:09,242 --> 00:03:10,825 Because Hillary got more votes. 69 00:03:10,910 --> 00:03:12,176 - Or did she? - She did. 70 00:03:12,278 --> 00:03:13,678 Maybe that's just what they want you to believe. 71 00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:15,446 - Because it's the truth. - Whose truth? 72 00:03:15,548 --> 00:03:17,582 - I'm not doing this with you. - And I'm not voting this year. 73 00:03:17,684 --> 00:03:20,685 What's wrong with you? We weren't raised that way. 74 00:03:20,753 --> 00:03:22,987 We were raised to boycott non-hemp fibers 75 00:03:23,089 --> 00:03:24,422 and use leeches as Band-Aids, 76 00:03:24,524 --> 00:03:25,690 so that argument's not great. 77 00:03:25,792 --> 00:03:27,825 Sideshow Bob here's got a point, Rainbow. 78 00:03:27,927 --> 00:03:29,093 The system is broken. 79 00:03:29,195 --> 00:03:30,795 No, you're broken. 80 00:03:30,897 --> 00:03:32,597 And you are setting a bad example for my son. 81 00:03:32,699 --> 00:03:34,332 No, they're right. 82 00:03:34,434 --> 00:03:36,701 - They're rigging the vote at school. - What are you talking about? 83 00:03:36,803 --> 00:03:39,503 We're "supposedly" voting for a new class pet. 84 00:03:39,606 --> 00:03:42,206 They say it's between a parrot, a snake, and a guinea pig. 85 00:03:42,308 --> 00:03:43,507 But who are they kidding? 86 00:03:43,610 --> 00:03:45,877 They're not gonna let us get something cool like a snake. 87 00:03:45,945 --> 00:03:47,845 Damn right, 'cause that's a free-thinking animal. 88 00:03:47,947 --> 00:03:50,248 And it's not like they want our vote anyway. 89 00:03:50,350 --> 00:03:53,618 They're having it during lunch on chicken stars day. 90 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,219 Yeah, no one's gonna show up for that. 91 00:03:55,321 --> 00:03:57,838 - Classic voter suppression. - Okay. 92 00:03:57,924 --> 00:03:59,624 You need to suppress your face. 93 00:03:59,759 --> 00:04:00,875 So aggressive. 94 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,760 Ooh, is that the new Black Braids? 95 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:10,268 All right, guys, I'm gonna need all hands on deck for this campaign. 96 00:04:10,353 --> 00:04:13,304 - Zoey, public liaison. - Nope. 97 00:04:13,423 --> 00:04:16,186 Copy that. Jack, you are on snack duty. 98 00:04:16,206 --> 00:04:18,476 - Huh? - Uh... never mind. 99 00:04:18,611 --> 00:04:21,387 Diane, accounts manager. 100 00:04:22,315 --> 00:04:24,599 I will do everything in my power 101 00:04:24,701 --> 00:04:27,234 to make sure your candidate loses. 102 00:04:27,303 --> 00:04:29,070 You know, I appreciate your candor, 103 00:04:29,172 --> 00:04:31,172 but I'm gonna need that button back. 104 00:04:32,012 --> 00:04:33,791 Oh, let me see this, Junior. 105 00:04:33,876 --> 00:04:36,911 "A new day with Andre." Okay. 106 00:04:36,996 --> 00:04:40,414 "Friend to some, acquaintance to many, 107 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,617 unknown to most." 108 00:04:42,719 --> 00:04:44,385 - Huh. - Don't worry. 109 00:04:44,504 --> 00:04:47,672 I've been preparing for this day since I started high school. 110 00:04:47,790 --> 00:04:50,825 If elected, I would be the most qualified president ever. 111 00:04:50,927 --> 00:04:52,927 - Mm-hmm? - Perfect attendance, 112 00:04:53,029 --> 00:04:55,846 stellar grades, every committee allowable, 113 00:04:55,932 --> 00:04:58,683 and I hit every janitor retirement party. 114 00:04:58,768 --> 00:04:59,817 Why? 115 00:04:59,919 --> 00:05:01,949 You sound like my opponent. 116 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:06,190 There are three keys to the perfect election-day outfit... 117 00:05:06,259 --> 00:05:09,944 Breathability, walkability, sensuability. 118 00:05:10,013 --> 00:05:11,646 We didn't fight for civil liberties 119 00:05:11,714 --> 00:05:13,547 so Grandma could vote in sweat pants. 120 00:05:13,616 --> 00:05:14,715 Who are you voting for? 121 00:05:14,784 --> 00:05:17,051 Whoever the Democrat is, baby. 122 00:05:17,136 --> 00:05:21,022 Without knowing where they stand on any issue? Seems ignorant. 123 00:05:21,124 --> 00:05:24,308 Would it seem ignorant if I slapped the taste out of your mouth? 124 00:05:24,410 --> 00:05:27,428 Oh, sweetie. Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry. 125 00:05:27,497 --> 00:05:29,563 Sometimes Grandma forgets she's been saved. 126 00:05:29,632 --> 00:05:32,333 Listen, precious. Listen. 127 00:05:32,418 --> 00:05:36,354 Ignorance is being unaware of the dangers of the kitten heel. 128 00:05:38,675 --> 00:05:41,192 Oh! Oh! Oh! 129 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:42,460 No! 130 00:05:42,562 --> 00:05:45,546 No! Not Buchanan! 131 00:05:45,648 --> 00:05:47,214 90% of Buchanan votes 132 00:05:47,316 --> 00:05:49,717 were because the elderly picked the wrong shoe. 133 00:05:49,786 --> 00:05:52,319 Your priorities seem off. 134 00:05:52,388 --> 00:05:56,057 God, Idris, alimony. 135 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:58,092 My priorities are just fine, darling. 136 00:05:59,545 --> 00:06:03,030 Lord, why is this child testing me today? 137 00:06:03,149 --> 00:06:06,634 Zoey, guess who I saw at the store. 138 00:06:06,703 --> 00:06:08,819 - No. - Cara's mom. 139 00:06:08,905 --> 00:06:11,689 She said Cara got early admission into Princeton. 140 00:06:11,791 --> 00:06:13,991 - That's incredible. - Well, not really. 141 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:16,427 Cara looks like somebody who needs to be smart. 142 00:06:16,462 --> 00:06:17,862 Okay, you know what? Say what you want to say. 143 00:06:17,964 --> 00:06:19,797 She's going to Princeton. 144 00:06:19,866 --> 00:06:22,366 Hey, how is your application coming? 145 00:06:22,435 --> 00:06:24,985 You want to bounce any essay ideas off your mom? 146 00:06:25,054 --> 00:06:28,055 I mean, I know I'm a doctor, but I'm also kind of a wordsmith. 147 00:06:28,091 --> 00:06:30,324 You know, God gaveth with both hands. 148 00:06:30,393 --> 00:06:31,492 I'll be fine, Mom. 149 00:06:31,594 --> 00:06:32,960 I have a 3.6. 150 00:06:33,062 --> 00:06:34,328 3.6? 151 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:36,197 Pssht. Those are army grades. 152 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:40,034 Excuse me. I had a 3.6, and I went to Brown. 153 00:06:40,103 --> 00:06:42,770 Yeah, back when Coke was a dime. 154 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:44,505 Good luck, soldier. 155 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,564 Everyone needs to see this. 156 00:06:53,633 --> 00:06:55,199 We can get him a third term. 157 00:06:55,268 --> 00:06:56,934 - That's what I'm talking about. - Mm-hmm. 158 00:06:56,969 --> 00:07:00,571 I will pay my own money to take this around the country. 159 00:07:00,673 --> 00:07:01,839 Or we could just put it on YouTube. 160 00:07:01,908 --> 00:07:03,674 I kind of wanted to see America. 161 00:07:03,743 --> 00:07:06,744 Okay. M-Maybe we can take it to the YouTube office. 162 00:07:06,846 --> 00:07:08,746 Is it in America? 163 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:11,582 - Yeah. - Okay, cool. I'm cool with that. 164 00:07:11,651 --> 00:07:13,050 Hey, what are you guys watching? 165 00:07:13,119 --> 00:07:15,052 Dre's Obama memorial. 166 00:07:15,121 --> 00:07:16,387 Did he die? 167 00:07:16,489 --> 00:07:17,755 - No. - Oh. 168 00:07:17,824 --> 00:07:19,090 He's just leaving office. 169 00:07:19,158 --> 00:07:20,708 So he can go and die? 170 00:07:20,810 --> 00:07:22,610 His term is over. 171 00:07:22,712 --> 00:07:24,411 Oh. You mean, his... his life term? 172 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,847 What is your deal with Barack? 173 00:07:26,883 --> 00:07:30,284 My deal is that there are thousands of children out there 174 00:07:30,386 --> 00:07:32,419 who have never had a white president. 175 00:07:32,522 --> 00:07:34,438 How are they gonna know that they have opportunities? 176 00:07:34,524 --> 00:07:36,023 This is crazy. 177 00:07:36,092 --> 00:07:39,059 Barack Obama is the best president we've ever had. 178 00:07:39,162 --> 00:07:40,361 Uh, yeah, 179 00:07:40,463 --> 00:07:41,962 if Reaganomics never took root 180 00:07:42,064 --> 00:07:44,900 and saved the western world from living in caves. 181 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:45,966 Fact. 182 00:07:46,035 --> 00:07:48,669 Boom. You both know my son Connor. 183 00:07:48,738 --> 00:07:50,337 Never seen him before in my life. 184 00:07:50,406 --> 00:07:53,424 Oh, I'm sorry. You probably know him as the New Haven Ripper. 185 00:07:53,526 --> 00:07:54,842 Excuse me? 186 00:07:54,911 --> 00:07:58,913 It's just a silly name that the "victims" gave my baby boy 187 00:07:58,981 --> 00:08:00,414 for crimes they couldn't prove 188 00:08:00,516 --> 00:08:01,949 that he was aware that he had committed. 189 00:08:02,018 --> 00:08:05,236 Anywho Obama's a bad guy. 190 00:08:05,321 --> 00:08:06,770 Yeah, you want to talk about strangling, 191 00:08:06,873 --> 00:08:08,172 just look at what he's done to our economy. 192 00:08:08,241 --> 00:08:10,674 Who's talking about strangling? 193 00:08:10,776 --> 00:08:13,144 We're not... per the settlement with the families. 194 00:08:13,246 --> 00:08:15,416 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 195 00:08:15,436 --> 00:08:17,047 As soon as Barack leaves office, 196 00:08:17,116 --> 00:08:18,799 they're gonna forget all the good he's done. 197 00:08:18,901 --> 00:08:21,769 Well, I'm not gonna forget that Barack Hussein Obama 198 00:08:21,871 --> 00:08:23,037 is a foreign-born Muslim, 199 00:08:23,139 --> 00:08:26,173 and he also let Bin Laden sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. 200 00:08:26,275 --> 00:08:28,809 Okay, Connie, now, that's just home talk, 201 00:08:28,911 --> 00:08:31,078 - but, yes, fact. - Yeah, right? 202 00:08:31,214 --> 00:08:33,480 Talking to Stevens and the New Haven Ripper 203 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:36,100 made it clear that there are a lot of Americans 204 00:08:36,185 --> 00:08:38,269 who can't wait to get rid of Obama, 205 00:08:38,354 --> 00:08:40,387 which meant it was more important than ever 206 00:08:40,473 --> 00:08:42,189 for Junior to win this election. 207 00:08:42,308 --> 00:08:43,941 Hey, son, how'd your speech go today? 208 00:08:43,976 --> 00:08:45,559 If you can get past all the projectiles 209 00:08:45,711 --> 00:08:47,228 and the booing, it went great. 210 00:08:47,330 --> 00:08:49,813 Okay, looks like your speech needed a little help. 211 00:08:49,899 --> 00:08:51,282 Let's roll up our sleeves. 212 00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:52,650 Let's do this. 213 00:08:52,785 --> 00:08:56,704 Yah-ah-ah, are you wearing a flared pantsuit? 214 00:08:56,822 --> 00:08:58,839 Yep. Hugs my frame. 215 00:08:58,991 --> 00:09:01,809 Um, sweetheart, I-I think that's a woman's suit. 216 00:09:01,911 --> 00:09:03,527 What? No. 217 00:09:03,629 --> 00:09:06,030 The lady at the thrift store said it was European. 218 00:09:06,132 --> 00:09:07,381 They have women in Europe. 219 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,582 Yeah. 220 00:09:08,701 --> 00:09:10,100 There were clues... 221 00:09:10,203 --> 00:09:12,853 The hard candy in the pockets... - Yeah. 222 00:09:12,955 --> 00:09:14,255 The shoulder pads. 223 00:09:14,357 --> 00:09:16,056 The fact that it's a woman's pantsuit. 224 00:09:16,175 --> 00:09:18,909 I can't recover from this. I'm doomed... 225 00:09:18,978 --> 00:09:22,179 because of one bad speech in an unflattering pantsuit. 226 00:09:22,248 --> 00:09:24,198 Oh, my God. You're being Hillary-ed. 227 00:09:24,317 --> 00:09:26,901 Hillary-ed. That's it. 228 00:09:27,019 --> 00:09:29,520 - We are done. - Wha... 229 00:09:29,689 --> 00:09:31,071 And to think, I would've been 230 00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:33,190 the school's first black president. 231 00:09:33,276 --> 00:09:34,909 What? 232 00:09:35,011 --> 00:09:36,360 What did you just say? 233 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:39,613 Your school has never had a black president? 234 00:09:39,715 --> 00:09:41,115 No. 235 00:09:41,217 --> 00:09:45,119 And just like that, I knew how Junior was going to win. 236 00:09:45,221 --> 00:09:46,737 What's Ortho Tri-Cyclen? 237 00:09:46,806 --> 00:09:48,372 It's birth control, sweetheart. 238 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:50,669 So many clues. 239 00:09:51,374 --> 00:09:54,201 Junior being one of the only black kids at school 240 00:09:54,221 --> 00:09:56,766 was finally gonna pay off in this election. 241 00:09:56,786 --> 00:10:00,121 Pea coat, New Balance, and Frisbee. 242 00:10:00,190 --> 00:10:01,956 They all go in the trash. 243 00:10:02,025 --> 00:10:03,858 - But that's who I am. - Not anymore it's not. 244 00:10:03,927 --> 00:10:05,860 We are in the last days of disco 245 00:10:05,962 --> 00:10:08,129 of it being cool to be black, son. 246 00:10:08,231 --> 00:10:10,031 They are coming for our coolness. 247 00:10:10,593 --> 00:10:11,899 Pitbull is out there, 248 00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:13,801 Bieber is right around the corner, 249 00:10:13,837 --> 00:10:15,903 but for now, it's still ours. 250 00:10:15,972 --> 00:10:18,172 And we're gonna use it to get you elected. 251 00:10:18,241 --> 00:10:20,475 Okay. I think I understand. 252 00:10:20,593 --> 00:10:22,860 - Do you? - You know I don't. 253 00:10:22,962 --> 00:10:24,595 I'm just saying this because I want you to leave 254 00:10:24,664 --> 00:10:26,597 so I can get my Frisbee out of the trash. 255 00:10:30,603 --> 00:10:32,537 What about a ferret? 256 00:10:32,605 --> 00:10:33,921 You need to stay out of this. 257 00:10:34,007 --> 00:10:36,040 A ferret? What is this, a damn joke to you? 258 00:10:36,142 --> 00:10:37,325 We're talking about a class pet here. 259 00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:38,659 The boy needs something realistic, 260 00:10:38,761 --> 00:10:40,511 like a shark or a bald eagle. 261 00:10:40,597 --> 00:10:42,530 - There it is. - Mm-hmm. 262 00:10:42,665 --> 00:10:43,781 You know what? 263 00:10:43,867 --> 00:10:44,949 Doesn't even matter. 264 00:10:45,018 --> 00:10:47,018 I got a detention for talking in class, 265 00:10:47,086 --> 00:10:48,402 and now they won't let me vote. 266 00:10:48,471 --> 00:10:50,454 Classic felony disenfranchisement. 267 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:52,223 Are we still talking about a class pet? 268 00:10:52,292 --> 00:10:53,524 No, we're talking about the rules. 269 00:10:53,626 --> 00:10:55,226 You get in trouble one time in this country, 270 00:10:55,295 --> 00:10:56,894 you don't get to vote in it for the rest of your life. 271 00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:58,362 Unless you're in Maine or Vermont. 272 00:10:58,481 --> 00:10:59,897 You could be in jail and vote there. 273 00:10:59,933 --> 00:11:01,732 Oh, yeah, the whitest states in America 274 00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,267 let their white felons vote. 275 00:11:03,369 --> 00:11:04,368 So messed up. 276 00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:06,103 W-What would you even call that? 277 00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,272 That is white justice. 278 00:11:08,374 --> 00:11:09,690 You got that right. 279 00:11:09,776 --> 00:11:11,325 Preach. 280 00:11:12,495 --> 00:11:13,427 Hey, girl. 281 00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:15,146 - I'm busy. - Awesome. 282 00:11:15,215 --> 00:11:19,500 So I was just thinking about your application, 283 00:11:19,586 --> 00:11:21,319 and... yeah, okay... 284 00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:24,372 About the fact that a big part of your college essay 285 00:11:24,407 --> 00:11:26,591 is gonna be the activities that you do outside of school. 286 00:11:26,709 --> 00:11:28,309 So what are you thinking of listing? 287 00:11:28,411 --> 00:11:29,844 Nothing. 288 00:11:30,351 --> 00:11:31,863 Sweetie, come on. 289 00:11:31,948 --> 00:11:34,932 There must be something. I mean, um, drama? 290 00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:37,401 Newspaper. Oh, debate team. 291 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,453 Quit. Nope. Ew. 292 00:11:39,522 --> 00:11:44,373 Okay, so when... w-when I ask you what's going on 293 00:11:44,514 --> 00:11:48,112 and you say "nothing," do you actually mean nothing? 294 00:11:48,214 --> 00:11:49,413 Relax. 295 00:11:49,482 --> 00:11:50,781 Everything I've been reading says 296 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,783 the essay is the most important part... 297 00:11:52,852 --> 00:11:54,669 - Uh-huh? - And I'm gonna nail it. 298 00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:57,588 Okay. Okay. That's great. 299 00:11:57,690 --> 00:11:59,241 So what's it about? 300 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:03,279 Instagram filters and how they capture my hourly moods. 301 00:12:05,732 --> 00:12:07,715 I'm gonna lose you in Iraq. 302 00:12:07,784 --> 00:12:11,319 So, black cool was going to be Junior's ticket to victory. 303 00:12:11,371 --> 00:12:13,120 And that's what's up, y'all. 304 00:12:13,223 --> 00:12:15,773 Junior 2016. 305 00:12:34,193 --> 00:12:36,377 Siri, "Panda." Play "Panda." 306 00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:40,364 I found a Panda Express on Ventura. 307 00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:42,033 Is this the one you mean? 308 00:12:42,118 --> 00:12:44,435 No. Play "Panda" the song. 309 00:12:44,554 --> 00:12:45,920 "Panda." 310 00:12:45,989 --> 00:12:47,521 Come on, Siri. 311 00:12:47,624 --> 00:12:49,223 Don't do this to me now. 312 00:12:51,628 --> 00:12:53,794 Stupid device. 313 00:12:54,597 --> 00:12:56,776 - Play "Panda." - Ugh. 314 00:12:58,001 --> 00:13:00,534 "10 Million Fireflies" is hard to recover from. 315 00:13:00,637 --> 00:13:01,936 Yeah, the boy's gonna lose. 316 00:13:02,038 --> 00:13:03,137 Maybe not. 317 00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:04,805 Desperate times, Dre. 318 00:13:04,907 --> 00:13:07,608 He's gonna have to throw down the big domino on this one... 319 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,410 White guilt. 320 00:13:09,479 --> 00:13:11,912 You know, like I do around here. 321 00:13:12,015 --> 00:13:15,683 Charlie, I've never seen you use white guilt around here. 322 00:13:15,785 --> 00:13:18,185 So Popeye's Friday wasn't enough to convince you? 323 00:13:18,254 --> 00:13:19,654 Hmm? 324 00:13:21,524 --> 00:13:23,758 You ungrateful son of a bitch. 325 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:25,726 - Huh? - Watch this. 326 00:13:25,795 --> 00:13:30,073 With third-quarter revenue reaching an all-time high, I think we can all... 327 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,600 I'm out. 328 00:13:36,623 --> 00:13:38,406 Hm, I bet his cousin got killed in a drive-by. 329 00:13:38,508 --> 00:13:39,940 Agreed. You know what? 330 00:13:40,009 --> 00:13:42,209 Let's give him all of next week off, okay? 331 00:13:42,312 --> 00:13:44,628 Everybody, kick in $20 for flowers. 332 00:13:44,731 --> 00:13:46,297 - What? - Not you, Dre. 333 00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:50,234 I'm sure you paid for more than your fair share of murder flowers. 334 00:13:50,303 --> 00:13:51,802 And, uh, when he comes back 335 00:13:51,871 --> 00:13:54,538 next week, nobody talk about it either. 336 00:13:54,607 --> 00:13:57,241 We can't begin to understand what he's going through. 337 00:13:59,212 --> 00:14:01,616 So, I just have to answer a few questions? 338 00:14:01,636 --> 00:14:02,646 Yep. 339 00:14:02,682 --> 00:14:04,615 Then the app will tell you which candidate you line up with. 340 00:14:04,717 --> 00:14:07,251 Oh, sweetie, I know which candidate I line up with. 341 00:14:07,353 --> 00:14:09,470 Whoever's Democrat. 342 00:14:09,505 --> 00:14:12,723 What is your ideal candidate's stance on global warming? 343 00:14:12,825 --> 00:14:15,593 Global warming doesn't exist. 344 00:14:15,661 --> 00:14:17,261 Next. 345 00:14:17,363 --> 00:14:18,596 How do you feel about 346 00:14:18,664 --> 00:14:22,065 building a wall on our border with Mexico? 347 00:14:22,085 --> 00:14:25,403 You mean there's not a wall between us and Mexico? 348 00:14:26,706 --> 00:14:30,184 No wonder they keep coming over here, taking our jobs. 349 00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:31,459 Hm. 350 00:14:31,527 --> 00:14:33,494 Should local police increase surveillance 351 00:14:33,563 --> 00:14:35,029 and patrol of Muslim neighborhoods? 352 00:14:35,098 --> 00:14:37,565 Only if we don't want the terrorists to win. 353 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,200 - It's just yes or no. - Put yes. 354 00:14:39,302 --> 00:14:43,521 But say it's because we want to make America great again. 355 00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:47,058 - Okay. - Great again! 356 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,893 That's a crybaby argument. 357 00:14:48,928 --> 00:14:50,761 You saying just because Bernie's out, you're not gonna vote. 358 00:14:50,863 --> 00:14:51,896 That's just sour grapes. 359 00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:53,214 Nope, nope, it's about fairness. 360 00:14:53,282 --> 00:14:55,449 The U.S. needs a coalition government like Europe. 361 00:14:55,518 --> 00:14:57,952 Right now if you lose the vote 51 to 49, 362 00:14:58,054 --> 00:14:59,120 you get no say in the system. 363 00:14:59,222 --> 00:15:00,588 - That's idiotic. - Europe's idiotic. 364 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:01,922 How dare you? 365 00:15:02,024 --> 00:15:03,758 So, black cool was out. 366 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:05,159 White guilt was in. 367 00:15:05,228 --> 00:15:07,328 And Junior ran with it. 368 00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:10,030 As the son of a former slave, 369 00:15:10,662 --> 00:15:13,150 I think I have solution to the vending machine issues 370 00:15:13,236 --> 00:15:15,803 that have been plaguing our school. 371 00:15:16,156 --> 00:15:17,922 Oh, sorry. 372 00:15:17,990 --> 00:15:19,807 I don't know how that got in there. 373 00:15:19,942 --> 00:15:21,976 But it did happen. 374 00:15:24,447 --> 00:15:27,214 Now, where was I? 375 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,083 Right, snacks. 376 00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:32,803 So, as you can see right here, we have chips, uh, candy bars... 377 00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:34,255 White guilt works. 378 00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:35,923 I'm up 12 points... look. 379 00:15:36,008 --> 00:15:37,808 - Let me see that. - It's true. He's winning. 380 00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:39,427 Ha ha, nice going, son. 381 00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:40,928 I did it. 382 00:15:42,031 --> 00:15:43,614 What's that? 383 00:15:43,716 --> 00:15:47,601 "Andre 'Son of a Slave' Johnson. Election rigged"? 384 00:15:47,653 --> 00:15:50,454 And just like that, when we were so close 385 00:15:50,556 --> 00:15:52,823 to keeping at least one black man in office, 386 00:15:52,925 --> 00:15:54,458 they snatch it away. 387 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,460 That is white justice. 388 00:15:56,716 --> 00:15:59,561 How could they say I rigged it? I didn't rig anything. 389 00:15:59,581 --> 00:16:02,185 Of course you didn't, son. They co-opted rigging. 390 00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:03,654 Rigging happens to us. 391 00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:07,625 Housing, politics, medicine, education... rigged. 392 00:16:07,727 --> 00:16:09,727 White folks, they created the system, 393 00:16:09,829 --> 00:16:11,262 and the one time it doesn't go their way, 394 00:16:11,331 --> 00:16:13,197 they claim it's rigged. I blame Bernie. 395 00:16:13,299 --> 00:16:15,433 All my years of hard work, 396 00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:16,867 and now my good name is ruined. 397 00:16:16,953 --> 00:16:17,885 Look at this. 398 00:16:17,954 --> 00:16:19,453 Look how much darker that picture is 399 00:16:19,555 --> 00:16:20,588 than your yearbook one. 400 00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:21,822 They O.J.'d you! 401 00:16:24,193 --> 00:16:26,510 And finally, the death penalty should be... 402 00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:28,496 Celebrated with a parade. 403 00:16:28,598 --> 00:16:29,563 Well, okay. 404 00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:30,931 - Mm-hmm. - Well, let's see. 405 00:16:30,951 --> 00:16:33,601 This says your perfect candidate is Trump. 406 00:16:33,703 --> 00:16:35,736 No, baby, I'm a Democrat. 407 00:16:35,838 --> 00:16:37,138 Not according to this test. 408 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:39,240 It thinks you might actually be Trump. 409 00:16:39,309 --> 00:16:41,342 Son, I've come up with a game plan 410 00:16:41,427 --> 00:16:43,728 to combat those rigging lies. 411 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:45,146 "Who're you calling a rigger?" 412 00:16:45,231 --> 00:16:46,631 Hm. "Rigger, what?" 413 00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:48,299 - Dad, stop. - No, no, no, son. 414 00:16:48,401 --> 00:16:49,300 There's more. 415 00:16:49,385 --> 00:16:50,685 "Rigger, please!" 416 00:16:50,803 --> 00:16:52,987 "I wish a rigger would..." 417 00:16:53,072 --> 00:16:54,555 Stop. 418 00:16:54,624 --> 00:16:55,890 I'm dropping out. 419 00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:58,092 I've already pretended to be someone I'm not, 420 00:16:58,161 --> 00:17:00,611 and I don't want to do that anymore. 421 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:04,215 I just want to be me, nectarine pantsuit and all. 422 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,985 - You'll never get to be... - Head rigger in charge? 423 00:17:08,087 --> 00:17:09,420 No. 424 00:17:09,522 --> 00:17:10,721 No, I won't. 425 00:17:14,877 --> 00:17:17,728 - Dre, come on, stop. - What? 426 00:17:17,814 --> 00:17:21,265 You are addicted to making mediocre slide shows. 427 00:17:22,059 --> 00:17:23,367 Look, I'm sorry. 428 00:17:23,436 --> 00:17:25,653 I can't believe Junior just quit like that. 429 00:17:25,722 --> 00:17:26,704 We could've won. 430 00:17:26,789 --> 00:17:29,106 By white-guilting people into voting for him? 431 00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:30,358 Dre, that's disgusting. 432 00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:33,210 Oh, as disgusting as claiming to be Samoan? 433 00:17:33,246 --> 00:17:36,047 Huh, to steal Samoan scholarship money from real Samoans? 434 00:17:36,165 --> 00:17:38,683 Prove that I am not Samoan. 435 00:17:38,785 --> 00:17:40,284 Prove it. 436 00:17:40,386 --> 00:17:42,286 Okay, Bow, look. 437 00:17:42,388 --> 00:17:45,806 I know it was just a school election, 438 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,675 but we've struggled so hard, 439 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,827 and we finally got there with Obama. 440 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,278 And... And now that he's leaving, 441 00:17:51,347 --> 00:17:53,531 I don't want things to slide back to the way they were 442 00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:56,000 and for people to forget how far we've come. 443 00:17:56,085 --> 00:17:58,185 We're not gonna let people forget. 444 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,755 We just have to accept that our kids are growing up, 445 00:18:00,823 --> 00:18:03,674 and we have less say in their decisions. 446 00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:07,278 Which means accepting that Zoey is not going to college. 447 00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:09,080 Was her essay that bad? 448 00:18:09,182 --> 00:18:10,548 Oh, my God. 449 00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:11,549 Damn. 450 00:18:11,651 --> 00:18:13,651 So bad. 451 00:18:18,641 --> 00:18:20,775 Look, you can't judge me. You won't eat at Chick-fil-A 452 00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:23,077 because of what their CEO says about gay marriage. 453 00:18:23,162 --> 00:18:25,429 Why should I validate a system that doesn't validate me? 454 00:18:25,465 --> 00:18:26,947 You don't eat at Chick-fil-A? 455 00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:28,683 Hold up. Why are we arguing? 456 00:18:28,785 --> 00:18:30,451 We can all agree we should not vote. 457 00:18:30,553 --> 00:18:32,353 We need a political party for not voting. 458 00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:34,255 Call it the Non-Voting Alliance, the NVA. 459 00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,923 - Hm. - How will we make decisions? 460 00:18:36,025 --> 00:18:37,191 Not by voting. 461 00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:38,759 We sit down to stand up. 462 00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:39,894 That should be our motto. 463 00:18:39,962 --> 00:18:42,146 The NVA... Sitting down to stand up. 464 00:18:42,231 --> 00:18:43,214 I like it. 465 00:18:43,282 --> 00:18:45,166 So, in this election, 466 00:18:45,268 --> 00:18:46,600 we cannot sit back 467 00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:49,835 and hope that everything works out for the best. 468 00:18:49,976 --> 00:18:55,176 We cannot afford to be tired or frustrated or cynical. 469 00:18:55,278 --> 00:18:56,310 No, hear me. 470 00:18:56,412 --> 00:18:58,546 Between now and November, 471 00:18:58,614 --> 00:19:00,781 we need to do what we did eight years ago 472 00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:02,783 and four years ago. 473 00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:05,686 We need to knock on every door. 474 00:19:05,788 --> 00:19:07,621 We need to get out every vote. 475 00:19:07,724 --> 00:19:11,258 We need to pour every last ounce of our passion 476 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,361 and our strength and our love for this country... 477 00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:16,263 I can't believe you weren't gonna vote. 478 00:19:16,332 --> 00:19:17,665 I never said that. 479 00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,434 So, let's get to work. 480 00:19:22,171 --> 00:19:23,370 I won the election. 481 00:19:23,439 --> 00:19:24,438 - What? - Yeah. 482 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,107 Congratulations! 483 00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:27,209 Yes! 484 00:19:27,343 --> 00:19:28,609 How did that happen, son? 485 00:19:28,711 --> 00:19:29,744 I thought you dropped out. 486 00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:31,045 Well, I was going to, 487 00:19:31,114 --> 00:19:33,664 but then I saw my opponent yelling at the janitors 488 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,416 to clean up his rally confetti. 489 00:19:35,485 --> 00:19:38,352 I can't have a person in power who doesn't respect everyone. 490 00:19:38,454 --> 00:19:41,222 So I stayed in the race and won. 491 00:19:41,324 --> 00:19:42,690 Come on. 492 00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:44,158 Congratulations, son. 493 00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:46,627 Valley Glen's first black president. 494 00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:48,162 It isn't all good news. 495 00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:50,937 - They told me some real truths today. - Uhh... 496 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,701 The student government is $8,000 in debt. 497 00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:55,970 The new soccer field isn't to code. 498 00:19:56,072 --> 00:19:57,872 And several teachers can't read. 499 00:19:57,974 --> 00:19:59,540 What? They can't... 500 00:19:59,642 --> 00:20:00,908 It's a real crap-fest. 501 00:20:01,027 --> 00:20:02,126 That's awful. 502 00:20:02,211 --> 00:20:05,513 That's just what Bush did to Obama. 503 00:20:06,642 --> 00:20:08,351 Yes, we can. 504 00:20:08,695 --> 00:20:09,940 - Hey, I finished my essay. - Oh. 505 00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:11,814 - I think you should read it. - Oh. 506 00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:13,221 "Imagine living in a home" 507 00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:16,481 where your mother can't stop having children... 508 00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:17,822 where you are constantly... 509 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,792 taking in another mouth to feed, 510 00:20:19,894 --> 00:20:22,811 a home where grandparents, uncles, siblings 511 00:20:22,913 --> 00:20:25,264 all huddle together in one room, 512 00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:27,516 where only the strongest will survive, 513 00:20:27,651 --> 00:20:29,184 a home where you'll never know 514 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,019 where you next meal is coming from. 515 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,438 Chipotle or Katsuya? 516 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:35,407 A home where your mother is in and out of the hospital, 517 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,059 where men don't vote, 518 00:20:37,161 --> 00:20:39,495 where the man who may or may not be your father 519 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,863 often skips work... 520 00:20:40,981 --> 00:20:42,698 to feed his addictions. 521 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:47,478 "I don't have to imagine this because this is my life." 522 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:51,757 So you are using white guilt for your college essay? 523 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,415 - Yes. - Uh-huh. 524 00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:54,443 Okay. 525 00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,094 Well, someone's getting into college! 526 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:57,546 - Yes! - Yes! 527 00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,642 By the way, we're part Samoan. 528 00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:04,924 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~